UNIQUE! All the latest transfer rumours translated into normal English

By Sir Hardly Anyone Yes I know it is hard to believe, and yes it has taken years of hard work, but finally scientists have now produced a translator that translates from journalistic gibberish to English. So without ado further here and forthwith are the current top transfer tales, complete with an approximate realisation in …

The top six is just an imaginary concept from an overexcited brain

  By Tony Attwood A couple of us were having a little debate about Mr Wenger’s comment concerning teams that had not won anything for 25 years, and this led us into all sorts of funny areas such as: When exactly did Liverpool and Tottenham last win anything? and which clubs have been the most …