Referees and the lack of VAR have cost us 6 points so far this season

By Walter Broeckx Another season, another PGMO hate party it seems. What we have been showing through detailed analyses all these years is just continuing to happen. And the worst part is that the media is just joining in with the referees and making nothing of it. They love it. At Stoke we should have …

Swartford – Arsenal 2-1, another Swarbrick inspired defeat

By Walter Broeckx I couldn’t write down my minute by minute report of this match. So I will solely focus on the main events. Because in fairness we didn’t play well. We dominated but too many loose balls and lost balls. Lacazette looked the more lively of our strikers but didn’t find a team mate …

Watford v Arsenal: the teams. No Wilshere, rambling criticism and a “double figure” moment

 By Bulldog Drummond You might have thought that one or two journalists might have learned the lesson from Untold’s long-running criticism of Amy Lawrence over her comment about Arsenal having only two players who scored in double figures the season before last.  The point was, it was true, there were two such players.  But the …

Watford v Arsenal Saturday 14 October – The biased ref with an (occasionally) inadequate knowledge of the rules.

by Andrew Crawshaw For our first post-interlul game our officials are :- Referee – Neil Swarbrick  Age 50 from Lancashire Assistant Referee 1 – Scott Ledger  from South Yorkshire Assistant Referee 2 – Adrian Holmes  from West Yorkshire Fourth Official – Graham Scott  Age 48 from Oxfordshire So for the first time in a long …

Watford v Arsenal. High alert, score predictions, who passes most, and the squad

by Bulldog Drummond For a year or two now I have been reading about clubs being on “High Alert”.  Apparently at the moment Manchester City are on “High Alert” because they might be able to buy Alexis in January.  For a year or two now I have been reading about clubs being on “High Alert”. …

Continental Cup – The First Round report.

by Andrew Crawshaw The Continental Tyres Cup is the Women’s equivalent of the League Cup.  It is a competition that has seen a change in makeup this season moving from a straight knockout to four mini-leagues with the top two in each moving to a knockout phase. The teams in the top two tiers of …

Context is everything: Watford v Arsenal, the prognostications

By Bulldog Drummond “According to Nick Ames in the Guardian Arsenal will keep enjoying false-dawn months like September, batting away Bournemouth, Brighton and BATE before coming undone when in-form opposition from the top five bowl up.” An interesting thought.  I suppose it might be meant to be funny, but humour either needs to be based in …

How Marc Overmars Could Help Arsenal Progress

    A lot of the criticism levelled at Arsene Wenger and the Arsenal board over recent times has been for their lack of ambition or skill in taking the club into its next era. From the outside looking in it seems Wenger has always controlled most things, if not them all, as manager of …

The wildest transfer rumour yet causes another meltdown, so what is likely to happen?

Sir Hardly Anyone. Try this one for size: “Arsenal Fans Lose Their Sh*t After What Arsene Wenger Has Just Said” Now first off we need to work out what that little asterisk means.  Is it an a, e, i, o, or u?  I think we can all guess, which raises question one.  Why not write …

The trouble with international football is there just isn’t enough of it. So now there will be more.

By Tony Attwood International football.  Isn’t it wonderful!  Don’t you want more?  Of course you do!!  So let’s have not just one international tourney (the World Cup, or WC as its known in the Untold Penthouse) or even two (adding the Uefa European Championship.)  Any idiot can see that is nowhere near enough. After all …

Should the club cash in on Walcott?

By Melissa Hart     At 28, Theo Walcott should be coming into his prime, but like many players who made the step up to the first team at such an early age, he looks on the wane. Now, don’t mistake that for affirmation that we need to sell, but it’s the proverbial elephant in …

Latest stories concerning Arsenal complete with Truth Rating

By Sir Hardly Anyone  Yes, here’s a new whizzo wheeze: take a look at the wild ravings of the bloggettas and newspapers, with their amazing 3 out of 100 rating in terms of prediction accuracy, give them a rating for each rumour, and then come back and see, were we right or were they or …

Alexis: good news and sad news, plus threats of imprisonment and TV madness.

By Tony Attwood So Brazil beat Chile 3-0, Alexis doesn’t seem to have been injured and as a result of other games, Chile are not now playing New Zealand in a two leg world cup play off.  So we get Alexis back for a while. The sad news is that some other team is likely …

Watford v Arsenal: the return of the injured, and Alexis still south of the equator.

By Bulldog Drummond You may have thought that the international type of games were all over, but far from it.  There’s another game tomorrow (Wednesday) morning between Brazil and Chile – which means Alexis is playing. Brazil have qualified for Russia.   Chile will be going to Russia if they beat Brazil – but the …

If the home grown project is failing, has the Academy system has failed too?

By Tony Attwood The current youth academy system for English football was designed in 1997 by Howard Wilkinson, the man who took Leeds United from the lower reaches of the second division to be the final winners of the old First Division, using an interesting squad complete with Vinnie Jones. Now in an era when …

How the home grown rule has completely failed to make any difference at all.

by Tony Attwood In June 2010 I filled up an otherwise rather boring day researching what it was that made some international sides better than others.  Was it the number of players who played in their own country’s league?  The size of the country?  Or something else?   It turned out to be something else: the …

Absolutely amazing overwhelming Arsenal injury crisis brings club to the edge

By Tony Attwood Oh yes oh yes oh yes, the injury crisis is back and the bloggettas are knocking each other over in a desperate bid to get the absolute ENORMITY of the crisis registered. Because MAKE NO MISTAKE this is the big one.  It is “horrible for Wenger” according to the quaintly named 101 …

Marc Overmars to join Arsenal as director of football according to…

by Tony Attwood Sometimes I see a story and think, “no, another bit of made up blarney”, but this one has me intrigued. TMW claim that Ajax Director of Football Mark Overmars has reached an agreement with Arsenal to leave his club with the Eredivisie side at the end of the season and join Arsenal as …

And now it is our turn: Mustafi out for “some time” as we are stuck in Flatland.

by Dr Billy “the dog” McGraw. Shkodran Mustafi is going to be out of football for “some time” after he was quite unnecessarily played by Germany in a ludicrous 5-1 World Cup victory against the mighty Azerbaijan yesterday.   And this straight after I ran a piece about the insanity of world cup football and the …

We’re surviving so far but will Arsenal yet succumb to the international injury crisis?

By Dr Billy “the dog” McGuire, Untold’s occasional expert medic. In a recent interview, former Manchester United captain Roy Keane suggested that if a player is “worried about the physical side of any sport, then play chess”. Backing him up the England U-17 coach Steve Cooper said his lads are not softies and can bring …

Football analysis: hear it, read it, see it enough, and it starts to become true.

By Tony Attwood At the start it is always the same. First there are the deals and the regulations: in the case of football the requirements that the Premier League and others place on broadcasters, such as not showing any pitch invasion, not showing violence in the ground, limiting the questioning individual refs and never …

Passing the interlull with thoughts that the world cup might not quite happen as planned.

By Sir Hardly Anyone I notice Alexis scored the winner for Chile to keep them in with a chance of qualifying for the Russian World Cup.  Chile has moved up to third in the South American league having beating Ecuador 2-1. And with little else to talk about following some rather unexciting football in Europe …

What is Arsenal worth in terms of Share price, Squad Value, Player wages and other musings?

by Andrew Crawshaw As you may know Arsenal Holdings PLC is the Parent Company of Arsenal football Club.  The Company is owned by a number of shareholders, Stan Kronke and Alisher Usamov having the largest shareholdings (between them they own about 97% of all of the club shares). Angry of Islington yesterday carried an article …

Arsène Wenger nominated as September Premier League manager of the month

By Tony Attwood Arsène Wenger is among four managers nominated for September’s Premier League Manager of the Month award. After a problematic August Arsenal’s September results were Date Game Result Score Competition 09 Sep Arsenal v Bournemouth W 3-0 Premier League 14 Sep Arsenal v 1.FC Köln W 3-1 Europa League 17 Sep Chelsea v Arsenal …

What can Arsenal fans do to change the club and challenge for more trophies?

By Tony Attwood That question above is an important one in my view, and it is one that has been hanging around for a long time. The general feeling in the media these days is, “nothing much”.  The feeling among some fans is “protest about Wenger”. My view is a little different, and it starts …