Untold Arsenal: Supporting the club, the manager and the team
"I believe the target of anything in life should be to do it so well that it becomes an art." A Wenger
A year on, and how the tune has changed. By Poul Tree. A year ago we met the Tinies in the 3rd round of the League Cup. Our team was Ospina, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Chambers, Gibbs, Arteta, Flamini, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Campbell, Giroud. This time against Forest the team was Martinez, Maitland-Niles, Holding, Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, …
By Walter Broeckx Arsenal team to start: Martinez, Maitland-Niles, Holding, Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, Xhaka, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Reine-Adelaide, Akpom, Lucas On the beach: Macey, Bielik, Sheaf, Dasilva, Zelalem, Willock, Mavididi A very mixed team at the start from Arsenal. And with only kids on the bench. A few experienced players like Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, Xhaka, The Ox …
By Tony Attwood This morning we came up with our scientific prediction of the team: Oooooospina Debuchy Holding Gabriel Gibbs Elneny The Ox Adelaide Perez Akpom Willock So what has been going on since? The main story about Arsenal seems to be a re-run of last year, that Bellerin is about to leave. The alternative story …
Read More “Forest v Arsenal updates and Bellerin “has Barça DNA in his blood.””
By Usama and Walter ARSENAL vs. SOUTHAMPTON COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 4 DATE: 10th September 2016 VENUE: Emirates Stadium (London, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Robert Madley 1st LINESMAN: Marc Perry 2nd LINESMAN: Edward Smart 4th OFFICIAL: Simon Hooper First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & Decision …
By Tony Attwood When the transfer doorway creaked closed once again we published a table of the players in the 25 and the leading youth players who could also play. In the old days this was irrelevant with league cup matches when groups of youngsters some of us had hardly heard of appeared on the …
Read More “Nottingham Forest v Arsenal – the scientifically selected Arsenal line up.”
By Walter Broeckx and Usama As in the Southampton match the keeper of Southampton was booked for time wasting Usama took the trouble to have a look at how the time wasting was going on when Forster had to take goal kicks. We didn’t examine the time wasted on throw ins as that would take …
By Tony Attwood A lot of people got very exercised about the Arsenal need to buy another striker or three during the summer. We bought one, and in this weekend’s game he came on, on the 88th minute. Last season Giroud was our top scorer with 16 goals. So far in the league he …
By Tony Attwood Just back from London, following attendance at the wonderful wedding of Blacksheep and Dru – and for me an overnight stay at the Highbury Hotel on Seven Sisters. Looking at the results yesterday and catching up on the football I missed, what struck me very much (and my only evidence is Match …
By Walter Broeckx Only a few changes to the starting XI for this match after the midweek match against PSG. One of them being Cech back in goal and in attack we had Theo taking the place from The Ox who dropped to the bench. No place for Giroud who had a little problem that …
Read More “Hull – Arsenal 1-4 : Cracking Xhaka goal at the end”
By Bulldog Drummond This is part two of our preview – for the team and the earlier bits please click here. Hull City caretaker manager Mike Phelan has not got too carried away with his opening results, saying, “There is a bit of belief now and hopefully we can cement our place outside the bottom …
Read More “Hull v Arsenal – the great Hull / Arsenal competition, and an Untold wedding”
By Bulldog Drummond So the marauding Twatters have been busy this week, calling for the manager to go, and it was nice to see Untold fighting back with #CurseTheStar #CurseJackWilson. I await news of the demise of both the paper and the journalist. In August it was reported that Hull City could soon be yet another …
Read More “Hull v Arsenal: a guess at the team, injury news, bits and stuff…”
by Andrew Crawshaw The referee review from the Southampton game is waiting for Walter’s input on his return from holiday as there were a number of controversial decisions which require his input. For our game against Hull the match officials are :- Referee – Roger East : a 51 year old from Wiltshire who has …
Read More “Hull v Arsenal, Saturday 17 September 2016. The Match Officials”
By Tony Attwood Over their past two editions both New Scientist and the Economist (two of the most respected and serious weekly magazines published in the UK) have both run editorial comments on the fact that we are now in the era of Post-Truth. In the era of Truth, the truth was the fundamental from …
NEWER AND LATEST MEDICAL CONDITIONS AND TREATMENTS DISCOVERIES By The Brickfields Gunners . “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.” – Markus Herz . After the success and great reception of the first article of the series here, titled Latest Medical Discoveries and Treatments for “them” at http://untold-arsenal.com/archives/55550#comment-889540, and …
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by Usama and Andrew Crawshaw The ref reviews for Arsenal’s EPL games and the weekly ref reports of the EPL are the result of work by a very dedicated team. They are time consuming and the intention is that they will be an unprecedented season-long research programme. Given this project has become our priority programme, …
By Tony Attwood One of the more unexpected things that comes with publishing this site is the regular stream of emails from people who claim that they have been reading for a long old time, but because we have published x or have mentioned y too often, they are stopping now. Unexpected because in my …
Read More “Hello hello. A tiny sighting of the return of Financial Fair Play. Let’s hope…”
……..Don McMahon Following up on recent posts by our resident psychiatric adviser Dr. Billy the Dog McGraw and by Tony, et al, I came to the conclusion that there is a definite correlation between what the aaa, the discontented fans and the media seem to be suffering. As an actual certified psychologist, I know that …
Read More “Cognitive dissonance, coercive persuasion and the Arsenal…….”
By Tony Attwood “We trained today with the Champions League balls and the bibs with the Champions League on, and it’s difficult to describe the feeling,” said Mr Pochettino the latest in a long line of Tottenham managers. I suppose it gets easier and less exciting for Arsenal, year after year after year playing in …
Read More “Rubbish keeper, wrong selection, hopeless tactics. Oh look we drew.”
By Bulldog Drummond. Amazingly Ibrahimovic scored 113 goals in 122 games over four seasons with PSG – the sort of figures you normally only find recorded during Chapman’s management of Arsenal. These days they look like the sort of figures Messi and Ronaldo get. He could get them of course because he was very good, …
Read More “PSG v Arsenal. The teams, the tactical options, and the loss of Ibrahimovic”
By Dr Billy “the Dog” McGraw, head of psychology at the University Hospital of the North Circular Road. In psychology we have a term called “identity fusion” – something that brings together and holds together members of gangs and other groups. It is a curious thing because it can make groups and organisations that are beaten and …
By Tony Attwood Arsène Wenger has confirmed that he was has offered the chance to manage Paris Saint-Germain multiple times, in the interviews leading up to tonight’s game. PSG has long been thought to be after Mr Wenger and L’Equipe said yesterday that Mr Wenger was offered the job in 2011, 2013 and 2014. …
Read More “Arsène Wenger admits he turned down PSG in build up to tonight’s game”
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By Bulldog Drummond. Last year on 13 March, Paris Saint Germain won the French Ligue 1 title for the fourth successive time. Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored four on that day as they beat bottom club Troyes 9-0 and became the first team to win the championship after 30 matches. By this time PSG were 25 points ahead …
By Tony Attwood There’s an increased focus on referees this season – which is rather interesting after the years and years of work that Walter and his team has put into looking at refereeing from every possible angle which has been utterly disregarded by all and sundry. We saw the first hint of this new …
By Tony Attwood As you will know if you have been paying attention 115 players were linked with Arsenal as transfers into the club between April and the end of the transfer market. 22 players were said to be leaving. 99% of the stories were untrue. These stories were made up all over the …
