We need to talk about Granit By Tim Charlesworth There is a lot of bizarre hysteria in the Goonersphere at the moment about why Granit Xhaka is not playing (why spend all that money on a bench-warmer etc. etc.). It makes me wonder what team some people have been watching for the last ten …
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by Andrew Crawshaw Before I start on the officials for this coming game I want to raise a point about PENALTIES – as you will have noticed so far this season they are being given which is a major change from the past few seasons. Last season we were awarded 2 out of 35. This …
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By Tony Attwood This is the team that Arsenal put out last weekend against Hull City. Cech, Bellerin, Mustafi, Koscielny, Monreal, Cazorla, Coquelin, Walcott, Ozil, Iwobi, Alexis. On the beach: Ospina, Holding, Gibbs, Elneny, Xhaka, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Lucas. And the team against Forest Martinez, Maitland-Niles, Holding, Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, Xhaka, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Reine-Adelaide, Akpom, Lucas On the …
Read More “How the transformation of Arsenal applies to both the first XI and the back up team”
By Walter Broeckx I have been talking about the video ref for many years now. Tony has given me the chance to talk about it for many years and on many occasions. I have written articles and showed video clips about the tests that have happened under the guidance of the Dutch football federation KNVB. …
Read More “Like it or not, the video ref is alive and kicking : no stopping it now (I hope)”
By Tony Attwood We have often heard in recent years the stories about how Arsenal is a “selling club” unable to hang on to its youngsters, with the proven child traffickers Barcelona endlessly sniffing around trying to buy back players that they have let go to Arsenal, while using the old “Barca DNA” gibberish as …
Read More “Did top English clubs really up their spending this summer, and how did Arsenal compare to the rest?”
by the Referee review team In the next round we have drawn Reading. More details on that in a moment, but first following on from the article after our game with PSG in the Champions League, here is a quick review of some of the incidents that occurred in the game against Nottingham Forest (each …
Read More “Arsenal in the league cup: the referee incidents against Forest with supporting video evidence, plus the draw.”
By Usama and Walter HULL CITY vs. ARSENAL COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 5 DATE: 17th September 2016 VENUE: KCOM Stadium (Hull, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Roger East 1st LINESMAN: Darren Cann 2nd LINESMAN: Matthew Wilkes 4th OFFICIAL: Paul Tierney First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & …
Read More “Ref Review: Hull – Arsenal. An extraordinary performance by the referee.”
By Tony Attwood So just how much impact has the mad money spending of this summer had on the Premier League thus far? To try and get an early view onto what all the expenditure has done I’ve created a league table with three extra columns in it. The “Last Year” column shows where the …
Read More “How the summer spending has affected the league so far, and the missing factor in the analysis.”
A year on, and how the tune has changed. By Poul Tree. A year ago we met the Tinies in the 3rd round of the League Cup. Our team was Ospina, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Chambers, Gibbs, Arteta, Flamini, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Campbell, Giroud. This time against Forest the team was Martinez, Maitland-Niles, Holding, Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, …
Read More “Arsène Wenger assaulted by burger as headless chickens take over, and the “618” win through.”
By Walter Broeckx Arsenal team to start: Martinez, Maitland-Niles, Holding, Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, Xhaka, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Reine-Adelaide, Akpom, Lucas On the beach: Macey, Bielik, Sheaf, Dasilva, Zelalem, Willock, Mavididi A very mixed team at the start from Arsenal. And with only kids on the bench. A few experienced players like Gabriel, Gibbs, Elneny, Xhaka, The Ox …
Read More “League Cup: Nottingham Forrest – Arsenal 0-4: Xhaka boom again and a brace from Lucas Peréz”
By Tony Attwood This morning we came up with our scientific prediction of the team: Oooooospina Debuchy Holding Gabriel Gibbs Elneny The Ox Adelaide Perez Akpom Willock So what has been going on since? The main story about Arsenal seems to be a re-run of last year, that Bellerin is about to leave. The alternative story …
Read More “Forest v Arsenal updates and Bellerin “has Barça DNA in his blood.””
By Usama and Walter ARSENAL vs. SOUTHAMPTON COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 4 DATE: 10th September 2016 VENUE: Emirates Stadium (London, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Robert Madley 1st LINESMAN: Marc Perry 2nd LINESMAN: Edward Smart 4th OFFICIAL: Simon Hooper First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & Decision …
Read More “Ref Review: Arsenal – Southampton; a perfect example of how the new instructions to refs affects the flow of the game.”
By Tony Attwood When the transfer doorway creaked closed once again we published a table of the players in the 25 and the leading youth players who could also play. In the old days this was irrelevant with league cup matches when groups of youngsters some of us had hardly heard of appeared on the …
Read More “Nottingham Forest v Arsenal – the scientifically selected Arsenal line up.”
By Walter Broeckx and Usama As in the Southampton match the keeper of Southampton was booked for time wasting Usama took the trouble to have a look at how the time wasting was going on when Forster had to take goal kicks. We didn’t examine the time wasted on throw ins as that would take …
Read More “The PL time wasting problem: it is far worse than you might think, and is being exploited”
By Tony Attwood A lot of people got very exercised about the Arsenal need to buy another striker or three during the summer. We bought one, and in this weekend’s game he came on, on the 88th minute. Last season Giroud was our top scorer with 16 goals. So far in the league he …
Read More “Arsenal after five games; the statistical analysis. (Hint: the number of shots doesn’t count).”
By Tony Attwood Just back from London, following attendance at the wonderful wedding of Blacksheep and Dru – and for me an overnight stay at the Highbury Hotel on Seven Sisters. Looking at the results yesterday and catching up on the football I missed, what struck me very much (and my only evidence is Match …
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By Walter Broeckx Only a few changes to the starting XI for this match after the midweek match against PSG. One of them being Cech back in goal and in attack we had Theo taking the place from The Ox who dropped to the bench. No place for Giroud who had a little problem that …
Read More “Hull – Arsenal 1-4 : Cracking Xhaka goal at the end”
By Bulldog Drummond This is part two of our preview – for the team and the earlier bits please click here. Hull City caretaker manager Mike Phelan has not got too carried away with his opening results, saying, “There is a bit of belief now and hopefully we can cement our place outside the bottom …
Read More “Hull v Arsenal – the great Hull / Arsenal competition, and an Untold wedding”
By Bulldog Drummond So the marauding Twatters have been busy this week, calling for the manager to go, and it was nice to see Untold fighting back with #CurseTheStar #CurseJackWilson. I await news of the demise of both the paper and the journalist. In August it was reported that Hull City could soon be yet another …
Read More “Hull v Arsenal: a guess at the team, injury news, bits and stuff…”
by Andrew Crawshaw The referee review from the Southampton game is waiting for Walter’s input on his return from holiday as there were a number of controversial decisions which require his input. For our game against Hull the match officials are :- Referee – Roger East : a 51 year old from Wiltshire who has …
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By Tony Attwood Over their past two editions both New Scientist and the Economist (two of the most respected and serious weekly magazines published in the UK) have both run editorial comments on the fact that we are now in the era of Post-Truth. In the era of Truth, the truth was the fundamental from …
Read More “Post-Truth football: the 20 myths they want you to believe but which are absolutely not true.”
NEWER AND LATEST MEDICAL CONDITIONS AND TREATMENTS DISCOVERIES By The Brickfields Gunners . “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.” – Markus Herz . After the success and great reception of the first article of the series here, titled Latest Medical Discoveries and Treatments for “them” at http://untold-arsenal.com/archives/55550#comment-889540, and …
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by Usama and Andrew Crawshaw The ref reviews for Arsenal’s EPL games and the weekly ref reports of the EPL are the result of work by a very dedicated team. They are time consuming and the intention is that they will be an unprecedented season-long research programme. Given this project has become our priority programme, …
Read More “When does commitment cross the line? Eccentric refereeing in the PSG v Arsenal Champions League match.”
By Tony Attwood One of the more unexpected things that comes with publishing this site is the regular stream of emails from people who claim that they have been reading for a long old time, but because we have published x or have mentioned y too often, they are stopping now. Unexpected because in my …
Read More “Hello hello. A tiny sighting of the return of Financial Fair Play. Let’s hope…”
……..Don McMahon Following up on recent posts by our resident psychiatric adviser Dr. Billy the Dog McGraw and by Tony, et al, I came to the conclusion that there is a definite correlation between what the aaa, the discontented fans and the media seem to be suffering. As an actual certified psychologist, I know that …
Read More “Cognitive dissonance, coercive persuasion and the Arsenal…….”