By Usama Zaka and Tony Attwood It is going to be a little difficult for the mainstream media to change their approach to reporting time wasting by goal keepers … by actually reporting time wasting by goal keepers. But as we have shown elsewhere, it is possible to nudge the media a little by …
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By Tony Attwood In a recent piece about why it is hard for most PL clubs to buy new players in the January window, I made the point that there is not just a limit on the number of players that can be registered with a team (25 who are over 21 years old) but …
Read More “Current rules make matters difficult for youngsters trying to become professionals, and FA aspirations are not helping.”
By Tony Attwood I suspect that if you asked most of the people in the Emirates Stadium for a review of Arsenal v WBA they would at the very least mention the issue of time wasting. Certainly, judging by noise levels, it was the issue that was the focus of the crowd’s attention throughout the …
Read More “Arsenal v West Brom Bus Station. Foster allowed to get away with breaking the rules throughout most of the game.”
By Walter Broeckx A few changes to the team that started in our last two defeats away to Everton and Manchester City. We got a few injured after that match like Oxlade-Chamberlain who wasn’t in the team today. Up front we saw Giroud make his return and this of course results in Alexis dropping to …
Read More “Arsenal – Wall Building Army 1-0: Giroud the demolisher with the important goal”
By Bulldog Drummond. Part one of the preview was published yesterday under the exciting and vibrant headline “They won’t park the bus, they’ll bring the whole bus station.” Now just before I jump into the automobile and spend a couple of hours telling people who had planned to spend three days at the in-laws but …
Read More “Arsenal v WBA – the teams, players with very very long names, and some dangerous driving”
By Bulldog Drummond In the recent discussion about the November effect on Arsenal it was pointed out that the way in which fixtures are arranged is no longer a matter of chance, and certainly no longer a matter of “it will all even out in the end”. Certain fixtures are arranged to suit the TV …
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Fancy something a little less statistical for Christmas Day? Try Christmas Day at the Untold Office. By Tony Attwood The notion of playing football matches on Christmas Day does not go back to the very start of league football in England but rather was introduced in the second season of the football league. The first …
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How many blue whales can you fit into a Boeing 747 before lunch and what your dog’s barks mean Last thursday, I went in to enquire about getting a dog collar to give as a Christmas present to one of my chums who had recently taken a creature from the local Animal Rescue Shelter. …
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by Andrew Crawshaw The PGMO have announced all of the referee appointments for the festive season – that’s matchweeks, 18, 19 and 20. I have them entered into my spreadsheet and have the following comments. There are two teams who will have seen a referee four times in the first half of the season. Hull …
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It’s Christmas, Goodwill to all men By Tim Charlesworth (@Timc1972) The dislike or fear of ‘the other’ is a natural instinct and none of us are immune to it. We almost seem genetically programmed to seek out differences and set up conflict. The tribalism of football is, of course, a fairly harmless manifestation of this …
Read More “It’s Christmas. Goodwill to all men, and a time to end the anger and prejudice”
By Tony Attwood I drove north up the A1 last night to Newark for a little bop around the dance floor and listened (I guess rather stupidly because it always gets me wound up) to various journalists and “experts” (I use the word lightly) commenting on who was going to buy whom this January. What …
Read More “Why it is so hard for many clubs to buy new players in January, and West Ham’s begging letter.”
By Tony Attwood Maybe before matches we ought to do manager previews as well as referee previews. Especially when it comes to Tony Pulis. Tony Pulis. I’m embarrased to share a Christian name with him. But here goes. As a player Years Team Games Goals 1975–1981 Bristol Rovers 85 3 1981–1982 Happy Valley (Hong …
Read More “Arsenal v WBA: The manager preview. Pulis’ standards of conduct have “been shown to be disgraceful””
ARSENAL vs. STOKE CITY COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 15 DATE: 10th December 2016 VENUE: Emirates Stadium (London, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Lee Mason 1st LINESMAN: Simon Beck 2nd LINESMAN: Matthew Wilkes 4th OFFICIAL: Paul Tierney First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & Decision Points 03:57 Francis …
Read More “Ref Review Arsenal – Stoke: the match in which the ref shocked up by making up his own new rule”
By Tony Attwood Paul Wilson writing in the Guardian recently made this comment… Referees do not always make the right decision on the spot, and sometimes they make the wrong decision for the right reasons. But with time, hindsight and replays, the disciplinary commission should be capable of sorting all that out. Now on the face of …
Read More “A perfect and total example of how our perception of football is being manipulated”
“Arsène Wenger” (CC BY 2.0) by Ronnie Macdonald Arsenal have made a strong start to their bid to end their Premier League title drought after 13 years. The Gunners have previously enjoyed impressive openings to previous campaigns, only to fall away in the second halves of seasons, none more so than their failed challenge last term when they …
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By Tony Attwood The Telegraph has published an article, “Every Premier League referee ranked and rated by Keith Hackett”, so what I have done is taken the refs rankings by the Untold team and compared with the Telegraph rankings. We’ve ranked refs in two ways – their major wrong decisions and their correct major decisions. …
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By Tony Attwood Take your average premier league centre forward and you will find that at various times he goes through the season without scoring. It is called a barren spell and is considered normal. Indeed if it is Jamie Vardy, then even a sending off during a whole season that is poor by his …
Read More “What’s up with Ozil? Actually nothing much. In fact he’s still at the top of his game.”
by James Burnett Although Arsene Wenger has admitted that he thinks Arsenal are still in a weaker financial position than rivals Manchester City, he maintains that his club has come a long way from the days when their best players were departing for the Etihad Stadium. Between 2009 and 2014, Wenger lost five of his …
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THE MAKING OF A REFEREE…………….Don McMahon A recent article on the Footballroar website caught my attention and after reading it, inspired me to write this article. Here is the link to that article The premise of this article is that former professional footballers are well placed and suited to become premier league officials because of …
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By Sir Hardly Anyone, and a friend. One can read the situation in any way you wish – both Meust and Alexis are going to leave because Mr Wenger is an absolute failure and they want to get out of the club as fast as possible, or both players want to stay because both realise …
Read More “If Alexis and Ozil depart, Arsenal have plans to replace both of them with one player!”
By Blacksheep Tony asked me if I could think of writing a sort of review of the year article about Arsenal, perhaps in the spirit of prize giving (best goal, worst referee, most exciting match etc). After this week of disappointment (spoiler alert if you recorded the Everton and Manchester Airport games) I must say …
Read More “Nominations for the best of, worst of, what we need more of and what we need less of in 2016”
By Tony Attwood Football has a habit of lurching from crisis to crisis, from headline to headline, from coverup to coverup. But just because until now it has somehow it always got through each disaster and struggled on to the next doesn’t mean this can go on forever. The crises are coming faster and faster …
Read More “Football in England is at the crossroads and its future hangs in the balance”
by Don McMahon As you may know, I am a retired educational psychologist, so I know a bit about psychological evaluation, assessment, interpretation and behaviour management, to name a few items. The term ¨psychology¨is bandied about far too often by people who have little or no idea about what psychology really is. They confuse it …
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By Tony Attwood Arsène Wenger’s comments about referees after yesterday’s match were largely ignored or treated as more bleating by a man who won’t face up to his own team’s failings. And this was inevitable given the fact that the media has refused to engage in the debate as to why the PGMO (which organises …
Read More “England’s refereeing in the dark ages. In Europe they are already talking about the problems AFTER the video box”
Arsenal XI: Cech, Bellerin, Gabriel, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Xhaka, Walcott, Ozil, Iwobi, Alexis Subs on the beach Ospina, Holding, Gibbs, Elneny, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Lucas, Giroud By Tony Attwood Walter is having another of his Arsenal Belgium sessions so I’ve been roped in for this one. Only one team change from Bulldog’s predictions – Iwobi starts …
Read More “Man C v Arsenal: the commentary”