By Tony Attwood Below in italics is a little story that I have found on the Daily Star and reprinted in a number of blogs. It is, I think, highly informative. It starts with the headline Arsenal fans fear Alexis Sanchez won’t sign in a repeat of Gonzalo Higuain saga And continues thus… The Gunners …
By Walter Broeckx Despite my personal boycott of the world cup I did watch the semi finals. Not that I intended to do so from the start. But I did record the Brazil-Germany match on my hard disk just in case that we might see strange referee decisions. But instead of watching from the first …
By Tony Attwood One of the most frustrating things about the commentaries that came out last season and indeed through the summer (at least until a few days ago) was the lunatic focus on individuals. “Arsenal need a new centre forward” screamed tabloid journalists as they battled and fought their way to by another drink …
By Tony Attwood Naturally the press have had occasional looks at Louis van Gaal working with the Netherlands and then suggested that he will transform Man U fr not-even-also-rans into league winners. As fast as they went down, they will come back up, overtaking all the rest, storming the league. Etc etc. I say “naturally” …
By Walter Broeckx The players that didn’t take part in any world cup action are back in training at Arsenal. We have the likes of Arteta, Monreal, Flamini, Jenkinson, Gibbs, Szczesny and of course Ramsey. But that shouldn’t be so obvious that Ramsey is in training. Remember a few weeks ago one reporter who probably …
By Tony Attwood and a new piece of software…. Oh Walter how right you were… “Alexis Sanchez arrives in London for Arsenal move” Except… this grammar lark is a bit pesky. Because what the article below that actually headline says is “Football Express News understands that Alexis Sanchez will jet in to London on Monday …
Oh gosh, is it that late already? By Walter Broeckx Some things in life will always come back. Like the seasons. We know summer will come. The only thing is that we don’t know when it will come in our part of the world. And I think that for both England and Belgium the same …
By Tony Attwood, our man with schoolboy Foreign. You used to know where you were with transfer news, for in the old days there were four types of stories. The first ended with a question mark, as in “Chilean striker to Arsenal?” This meant several people were talking about it, but the writer had no source …
By Walter Broeckx A few times in the last few weeks I have seen the question coming up in the comment section: “I wonder what Walter has to say about that decision in the world cup?” But because of my one man embargo on Fifa and all what is connected to them I haven’t seen …
Untold is currently moving across to much bigger servers, to try and stop the outages that we have all be suffering from. This may in itself mean that we disappear for a while – if so, please do come back looking. If there is any extra news I will post it on Twitter @UntoldArsenal, and …
Was Untold right on Suarez again? By Walter Broeckx So we have to bring Suarez up again, but, well, Suarez is still a PL player and as we look at football in total this is rather important. Because well…just read on A few days ago I wrote an article “Will Fifa stand firm in the …
By Tony Attwood So certain of things that the Daily Telegraph is currently running this headline Arsenal close in on £60m triple swoop three times on its football internet headline page this morning. The three men are Lars Bender, Alexis Sánchez and Mathieu Debuchy as if you didn’t know. Then in separate articles we get …
By Tony Attwood Very occasionally I find myself reading a report in a paper or on the internet and think, “blimey, I wrote that.” Of course I don’t mean that literally – it is quite a long time since I’ve seen anyone take my actual words and re-print them as their own (that was with …
By Tony Attwood. At home with his Puma kit. Each transfer season has its own phrase. This summer it is “according to reports”. The phrase is everywhere – and since each report quotes the other reports it is exponential in its growth. I say that Arsenal are going to sign the right back Hardly …
A Possible Solution for the Perennial Club v Country Conundrum by Andrew Crawshaw So ‘some players don’t want to play for their country, preferring to save their energy for the clubs who pay their wages’ – according to ‘Arry at least. We all know the times players have gone on to represent their country and have …
What if Arsenal Sign no New Player This Summer? By Bootoomee There is an overwhelming consensus that Arsenal is definitely adding new players this summer and the question is who while the agitation is about when. I also believe that Arsenal will be adding new players this season but I hold this belief for a …
By Walter Broeckx Everyone familiar in European football knows the word: Uefalona. This is an indication of how Uefa treated Barcelona in the past years. It went from blatant help from referees not only in the match against Arsenal where Busacca let the Barcelona players free when they were manhandling Arsenal players and then sending …
I am very aware that in the last couple of weeks we have had a number of situations where you may well have found it impossible to load Untold Arsenal. This has been because our number of readers has gone up dramatically in the last month. You may recall we were closed down for a …
By Tony Attwood, star of stage, screen…. all that stuff. OK, I have been up all night playing the Puma video over and over again, and indeed have run up a £25,483 phone bill telling friends across the world of the long hold shot on “Making the Arsenal” in the middle of it, and that …
By Tony Attwood – star of stage, screen and Puma promotions Suddenly everyone wants to play for Arsenal. Clearly they have seen the possession and attacking way Arsenal play, the mighty Emirates Stadium, the fact that Arsenal don’t muck around with maniacs with social problems, and of course they have caught up on our heritage …
By Walter Broeckx When I surfed to the Arsenal website this afternoon I noticed that a few new articles had gone on line about the new kit manufacturer Puma. One of them was a little film where the designer explained the concepts behind the new collection. You might have seen the film already. Now I …
ROUND PEGS IN A ROUND HOLE…..by Don McMahon Thank God for the transfer window is about to open and all the idle speculation that has been drummed up and invented in monotonous repetition by the hyperbolic media, the bored fans and the other denizens of this tragic-comical time can start to happen. Or not. However, …
By Tony Attwood The level of twaddle in the newspapers started this summer at hyper and has now reached beyond double plus insanity. Twaddle, that fundamental of all football columns in the press, comes in seven levels: Invention Nonsense Gibberish Pure Twaddle Hyper-twaddle What the f*** were you on last night? Would you like to …