Bournemouth v Arsenal: the illegal activities, the fines and the form.

by Bulldog Drummond And so to the seaside, where Bournemouth have been given a £7.6m fine for breaching Football League Financial Fair Play rules after accruing losses in their season en route to Premier League promotion.  The rules were instituted specifically to stop clubs running up such debts with the idea of paying them off …

Perhaps the most horrific report I have ever read in 10 years of running Untold

By Tony Attwood We probably all know about what Graham Rix got involved in post-Arsenal, and it’s not something I’ve particularly wanted to re-visit.  Many of us watched Rix, enjoyed his work for Arsenal as a footballer, and then, well… everyone can have their own views. But at the same time I’ve tried to do …

The real transfer story: How much space does each team have in its squad?

By Tony Attwood One of the criticisms Untold has repeatedly made of the TTT (transfer tittle tattle) that is so beloved by the newspaper websites and their bloggetta coat-tail hangers on, is that none of the rumours take any account of a simple known fact – how much space each club has in its 25 …

PGMO reported to the Committee of Public Safety and charged with crimes against football.

by our Anglo-French revolutionary team. It is part of the cleverness of PGMO that no one – mark this my friends, no one – oversees the body.  It is independent, separate, complete in itself and above all laws. Now of late there has been some debate to whom the PGMO answers.  Certainly in a sport …

Chelsea v Arsenal, the teams, the transfers, and that 100.6% accuracy from the referee.

By Bulldog Drummond If we take a look at the last 10 games between Arsenal and Chelsea this is what we find Date Game Res Score Competition 25 April 2015 Arsenal v Chelsea D 0-0 Premier League 02 Aug 2015 Arsenal v Chelsea W 1-0 FA Community Shield 19 Sep 2015 Chelsea v Arsenal L …

Chelsea v Arsenal; with one defeat in 10 Arsenal are in meltdown.

By Bulldog Drummond We’ve been reporting of late how the newspapers have stopped doing Arsenal match previews, perhaps in an attempt to suggest that Arsenal are no longer of any interest to the public at large.  But now suddenly they have a chance of some scandal there’s megaloads of coverage, with the denigration being heaped …

Chelsea v Arsenal in the League Cup. Is anyone fit and not in disgrace?

By Bulldog Drummond Although all attention will be on the referee’s assistants back in the PGMO Bunker there is also a football match on tomorrow – the first leg of the league cup semifinal. My guess is that having put the kiddies out in front of Nottingham Forest Mr Wenger will return to the mainstream. …

Referees will be over 100% accurate in matches with VAR according to PGMO figures

By Tony Attwood On 13 August 2013 the Daily Mail ran a piece on referees which says, “According to the Premier League, 99 per cent of offside decisions are correct, for the third season running.   They also claim that 98.6 per cent of decisions made in the penalty area are accurate. “The assistant referee makes …

Just how bad is Arsenal II? Nottingham Olympiakos set for the future.

by Tony Attwood I have written a little on the Arsenal History Society website comparing today’s AAA and  wondering how they would have got on in the time of Herbert Chapman.  Chapman, as we know railed against the antics and jeering of the “boo-boys” as the anti-Chapman gangs were called, and they took the FA …

With Arsenal now deprived of their FA Cup win last season, what team will play to try and win it again?

By Bulldog Drummond So as we now know, the end of last season was all a myth and Arsenal did not win the FA Cup (see FA insist that Chelsea are the current holders of the cup).  So we move onto today’s little outing to try and overcome not just Forest, and the raging media, …

FA insist that Chelsea are current holders of FA Cup; last season’s final not to be counted

By Tony Attwood Before we finish our round up of the forthcoming match with Nottingham Forest I thought I would offer a little insight into the workings of the FA in relation to the FA Cup, and its relationship with Arsenal. The Emirates FA Cup web page is a page which promises us “A complete list …

Forest v Arsenal: bloggettas attack Mr Wenger and home and away form and recent games

ByBulldog Drummond The constant attempts at undermining Arsene Wenger have now geared up to another level as the bloggettas and their feeder newspapers are now tending to ignore the fact there is a game coming up and instead focus on attacking the manager.  The Guardian has been doing this for months, and now others are …

Nottingham Forest v Arsenal and an altercation with a fox

Sorry for the delay in publication of this article this morning; my car was involved in an altercation with a fox in the early hours of the morning over who had the right of way on a particular country lane.  No one hurt except the fox (although amazingly it still managed to run away – …

Arsenal in danger of ending right back where they started as transfer chaos deepens

By Sir Hardly Anyone Hello again my dear pals and chums, and welcome to another round up from the wild, crazy and one might say semi-skimmed world of transfer stories.  Yes, we have signed one player, two more about sure to come (I know that cos I read it on the bloggettas) and everything is …

The notion that refereeing in the Premier League is balanced and fair is itself a conspiracy theory

. How the Flat Earthers took over football journalism at the Guardian. By Tony Attwood From my perspective one has to be either fairly silly or rather desperate to dismiss a proposition as “ludicrous” without giving any reasoning or evidence, especially in a newspaper that prides itself on the quality of its journalism and ability …

Gunning for the PGMOL: time for Mr Wenger to say clearly that refereeing here is not fit for purpose

By Blacksheep In the last week Arsene Wenger has been the focus of much press attention on account of what he has had to say about the standard of refereeing in the Premier League. In the last decade Untold Arsenal has ploughed a sometimes lonely but determined furrow in highlighting the ineptitude of some of …

Arsenal v Chelsea: the teams, a match fixing update and the latest from Paul Merson

By Bulldog Drummond What all the teams in the top section of the league do is touch the ball more than the other teams.  Here’s the table of touches this season Position Club Touches 1. Manchester City 20,085 2.  Liverpool 17,233 3.  Arsenal 17,212 4. Tottenham Hotspur 16,168 5. Chelsea 16,116 6. Manchester United 15,371 …

Arsenal v Chelsea; top six comparisons and the growing injury list

 By Bulldog Drummond As we often do with these games, we can have a look at the results Chelsea and Arsenal have had in playing matches against each other and against Tottenham, Liverpool, Manchester City and Manchester United. Here to start us off are Chelsea’s games… Date Match Result Score Competition 06 Aug 2017 Arsenal …

Arsenal v Chelsea: the indicators that tend to be the best predictors of the result

by Bulldog Drummond Throughout this season we have been comparing the home and away form of the clubs we’ve been playing, and it has proven to be one of the most straightforward and reliable indicators of what might happen.  Not perfect of could – we would need to factor in the referee at the same …

The Predictions for 2018 from Brickfields Gunners

by BRICKFIELDS GUNNERS As the new year begins I look back a  rather good year personally as well as for the Arsenal.  A third FA Cup win in 4 years is a great record, and that too against the Champions of the EPL . I like to think that we have progressed in many ways …

WBA v Arsenal. Past events, match overload, present team, have a great party.

By Bulldog Drummond This will be match number 140 between these two teams, the first such game being 23 February 1901, a 0-1 home defeat for Woolwich Arsenal in the FA Cup.  Since then Arsenal have won 71 of the games, West Brom 38 and 30 have been drawn. The bulk of the WBA victories …

West Brom v Arsenal: there are more exotic places to take a record

By Bulldog Drummond Today is the day that Mr Wenger takes the record for the number of Premier League games handled by a manager.  Of course there are people who wish it were not so, but that’s the sort of thing that always happens and some people will acknowledge a remarkable achievement.  There are more …

After comments like this, it is amazing any player ever wants to come near Arsenal.

By Sir Hardly Anyone Before I start, I want a name or phrase to describe a really silly transfer rumour.  Any ideas? Anyway, here’s a little test for you to try out while you are thinking.  Consider this headline. 1: Three centre-backs Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger should sign in the January transfer window Now, what …

Is this the worst ever Arsenal season?

By Tony Attwood We used to have lots of people writing in saying that the start of one season was the worst start ever for Arsenal.  In the end it went on and on so much, and I started to be accused of “not facing facts” and “trying to cover up Wenger’s failings” so much, …