What makes a pitch worth ‘a million dollars’? Arsenal’s deal secures its second stadium.

by Andrew Crawshaw The ‘million dollar’ quote is from the Borehamwood FC Chairman following the completion of the installation of the ‘Desso’ pitch at the ground Arsenal will be using for its PL2 and Ladies fixtures for at least the next 10 years. In this article, as a preview to both the opening of the …

Has Arsenal come to a dead stop in terms of transfers: indeed has everyone else?

By Sir Hardly Anyone It is as if someone in football has read my name and instead of seeing it as, well, not to put too fine a point on it, my name, they have taken it as what they should be doing in terms of signing players.  And in fact in the past week …

Borehamwood v Arsenal – Thursday 27 July pre-season friendly preview

by Andrew Crawshaw The annual pre-season friendly match between (non-league) Borehamwood FC and Arsenal takes place on Thursday evening with a 19:30 kick-off. It is expected that the Arsenal team will comprise a mixture of U18 and U23 players, but with the Emirates Cup matches at the weekend, I suspect the team sheet will probably …

Fans are being duped day after day. What they discuss in Europe but never in the UK.

by Tony Attwood OK, if you have been paying attention you’ll know that over the last couple of days we’ve been exploring the British press and the way in which when it comes to football it has embraced fake news as real. Part of my argument is that this effect is achieved in three ways: …

The one-liners that are killing football: what journalists say about Arsenal and others

  By Tony Attwood Try this headline for size Preseason shows Arsenal committed to back three but need attack options Now this pre-season involved travelling around the world, playing in ludicrous humidity, food poisoning, and our top scorer from last season not present, plus a match in which the authorities refused (for a while) to …

Arsenal shortlist for the final signing of the season, and high praise from the Guardian!

By Sir Hardly Anyone Before I go on, you might recall our little commentary about a story in the Metro about players Mr Wenger said he wasn’t selling, and then sold.  Well, it has cropped up again on Sportskeeda – only to ensure that they are not doing for breaching copyright in the original article, …

Daily Telegraph reveals the true cost of injuries … or maybe not.

by Tony Attwood Arsenal, as we all know, get the most injuries of any club playing in the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy.  We know this because S Robson esquire and a guy who once coached Wales have told us over and over and over again. Now we are about to find out how …

Did Wenger really promise that Henry would not leave, and then sell him?

by Tony Attwood There is an article in the Metro which is drawing a lot of attention.  It opens… “As rumours continue to swirl surrounding Alexis Sanchez’s future, Arsene Wenger has been very clear that the Chilean [Alexis] is not for sale. But there’s a problem. He has taken that stance on countless occasions in …

The five things we have learned about this season’s reporting of Arsenal, so far

By Tony Attwood We’ve now had four games in which Arsenal have been involved, which is enough time to give us an idea as to where the journalists are going to take the issue of Arsenal on TV, in the newspapers, and in the various bloggettas that newspapers have now set up to try and …

Arsenal have two players out on loan opposed to Chelsea’s 13. Why the different approach?

by Tony Attwood Arsenal now have two players out on loan with Marc Bola having gone to Bristol Rovers following the announcement of Takuma Asano’s continuation at Stuttgart. In terms of number of loans out Chelsea are in a league of their own.  They already have 13 players out on loan already, and may beat …

Arsenal – Chelsea: 0-3

By Walter Broeckx Arsenal : Ospina, Maitland-Niles, Mertesacker, Monreal, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ramsey, Xhaka, Bramall, Ozil, Iwobi, Lacazette Arsenal substitutes: Martinez, Bielik, Koscielny, Kolasinac, Coquelin, Elneny, Nelson, Malen, Nketiah, Giroud, Welbeck Chelsea with a long ball and as Maitland-Niles is beaten Per has to stretch out one of his long legs to prevent further danger. Chelsea with …

Arsenal v Chelsea – not really a friendly. The teams, and the transfers

By Bulldog Drummond 足球 (That’s football in Chinese) Chelsea’s pre-season has been rather different from that of Arsenal, in that aside from a match against Fulham held in secret (Chelsea reportedly won 8-2) they have not had a pre-season on the pitch.  As we will see below they have had a pre-season in the office …

Arsenal v Chelsea: the preliminaries, the food poisoning, the stories

By Bulldog Drummond The media will always present games against Chelsea as a foregone conclusion:  a Chelsea win – even though Arsenal have won the tie more often than Chelsea. “Ah,” they say (for they like saying “ah”) “that’s because of the 1930s.  If you take recent results you will see Chelsea are way ahead.” …

Arsenal’s use of academy players; club transfer comparisons; use of teenagers.

By Tony Attwood Arsenal used graduates from their academy more than any other Premier League side last season, a study by the Press Association has found – with the graduates taking part in a tiny fraction under one fifth of the Premier League minutes played. 6,628 of Arsenal’s total Premier League minutes – which to …

The Fairy Stories: 83 players tipped by journalists to join Arsenal this summer. The Transfer Index vol 15.

  By Sir Hardly Anyone Certainly things have slowed down of late, and one can only assume that the volume of journalist alcohol consumption has risen past the level where even semi-coherent thought might burst through and find itself on the blog page or even in print. But there are six new names on the …

Bye bye Wojciech Szczesny: the great Gooner who loved Arsenal more than some of the “fans”.

By Walter Broeckx Bye bye Wojciech Szczesny. So it seems. I’ve seen a video of you entering what appears to be the place where you would do your medical to join Juventus. I must be honest and say you that I will miss you. Even though you have been in Italy for 2 years I …

Poor show from Arsenal; but still we have the grand Alexis plan – and it could work rather well.

By Tony Attwood I must say I think Arsenal.com and via them the club as a whole did us all rather poorly over the match against Bayern.  Licensed to an obscure channel through which one had to pay for a month’s football to watch one’s match, and know that they will put the credit card …

Arsenal – Bayern : 1-1

By Walter Broeckx Arsenal : Cech, Bielik, Mertesacker, Monreal, Maitland-Niles, Coquelin, Xhaka, Kolasinac, Ozil, Welbeck, Lacazette Arsenal substitutes: Giroud, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Iwobi, Martinez, Elneny, Malen, Nketiah, Walcott, Bramall, Nelson, Ramsey.   A last minute change in the starting formation as Per was sick prior to the game and so we had Elneny in his place in the team. That …

Arsenal v Bayern Munich in Shanghai. The teams, the mind games, the TV options.

By Bulldog Drummond Bayern have played one friendly so far this summer – against Erlangen Bruck, a team that plays in the Landesliga Bayern-Nordost, the sixth tier of German football.   Erlangen Bruck has a ground capacity of 1000, and they lost 9-1 to Bayern. As far as I can see other than that, this is …

Alexis tipped to move to 8 different clubs, and the complete index of all 28 players leaving Arsenal.

By Rowley Birkin MBE Before we begin, allow me if I may to introduce a new element in the annals of Untold.  The “Bonkers notion of the Week”. This appears on the ESPN website and reads thus Perhaps Wenger sees Lacazette playing behind Giroud — especially if Alexis Sanchez does end up leaving the club — …

The Premier League finances are utterly unsustainable. But will Arsenal survive?

By Tony Attwood There is a problem with the way football is reported in England and it is this.  There is always an assumption that how things are now will be how things are next year.  Only bigger. It is curious because serious journalists working in other areas of reporting rarely fall into such a …

How Arsenal will line up next season: the 4 key tactics that we now know.

by Tony Attwood Four things are going to be apparent in the team next season: First, a continuation of the five at the back that was so extraordinarily effective last season, although with the option of suddenly changing, if that seems a good idea. Second, three creative forwards at the front. Third the Xhaka – …

Two Arsenal deals finally done – but one is utterly bizarre. Some good player news & some awful news.

By Sir Hardly Anyone There have been three big events for Arsenal over the last three days: one good, one amusing, one bad. 1: Elneny On the good side Elneny has turned out to be a more than decent centre back.  Since the media has been screaming about how we leaked goals last season conceding …

All the purchases so far: who has done the most business?

By Tony Attwood The league table of players bought and the money paid has changed quite a lot in the past week as the top five for numbers of players and money spent shows: Pos Club Money Spent Number of players 1 Manchester City £172m 4 2 Manchester Utd £106m 2 3 Everton £86 10 …

Bellerin has already left: pictures. Theo about to go, Giroud going, Jack staying, and the Coquelin error.

By Sir Hardly Anyone Desperation.  You can smell it.  The old certainty in which a child in the bedroom can create a blog calling Wenger an idiot, and get people to read, is being challenged.  Not because people won’t read any more but because the bedroom bloggettas have gone professional buoyed by the ready made …