Arsenal 5 Blackburn Rovers 6

The 5-6 scorline is an important statistic, because it marks a significant change in the approach of the “Rovers” – and in many ways completes an extraordinary transformation for the “club”. There was a time, 3 years ago, when the only statistic you could measure for Blackburn was kicks.  It was so bad that it led to …

How the fans can take control of the Premier League

The one thing most of us lack , as supporters of one of the world’s biggest teams, is power.   Support a little club and you might well be able to chat to the board members.  You might even be able to influence the Trust that runs the club. But with clubs like Arsenal you have no …

We predicted what “Sir” Alex would say… you didn’t believe it, but we were 100% right

One week ago this august blog ran the “Sir” Alex Ferguson diary predicting what Mr Red Nose would say about the Manchester City game on 10th February.   And we got it utterly right. On 5 February in this widely read and supremely revered commentary on all that matters in the known universe and elsewhere (see http://tinyurl.com/yv2sdw for …

Arsenal / Man U audience was 8 million not 1 billion!

A research report by independent analysts Initiative Sports Futures shows that the total world-wide in-home audience from the Arsenal  / Man U match was 8m people not the 1 billion that was widely reported by Sky at the time.    The match was available in 203 countries and territories, and if everyone who could have watched did watch it would …

I absolutely bet you have never seen insanity in football like this.

The web site behind this blog: www.emiratesstadium.info is best known for housing “The Stupidity Files” – a collection of articles celebrating the total insanity and idiocy of those who play, manage, control and write about football. There’s hundreds of articles and stories on the site – but in all the years of collecting them none …

All Arsenal player contracts to be reviewed

All the contracts of Arsenal players must be reviewed after it became clear that many of them (including the  8 year contract that Fabregas signed) are completely unenforceable under a new EU wide legal ruling made on 30 January 2008.  The new ruling puts the name Andy Webster alongside that of Jean-Marc Bosman.   From now on you can say …

All the words you can’t call a Tottenham supporter

In case you have missed it, the forces of darkness have been out in, well, force.  Our club has been threatened with legal action for failing to cut out anti-semitic chanting.  The most prestigious Gooner web site has been closed following threats of legal action.  And there have even been threats against one of our …

Would you let a bunch of mindless twirps have access to your most valued possessions?

It is the most nerve wracking day of the season.  A vast array of mindless pointless “international” friendlies in which our players can play and be injured.  There’s no benefit, nothing happens – except hamstrings go, knees get knocked and the Spanish practice their racial taunting. In one way we can feel pleased for Clichy …

Diary of a Manager: Sir Alex’s private jottings

The secret diary of “Sir” Alex Burgundy, manager supreme of Manchester Cowboys, the Yankee owned “soccer” outfit from the wild north-west frontier. Monday:   I’m sure Arsenal get an unfair advantage because of those foreigners they sign, and I demand the FA restrict the number of foreigners allowed.   Meanwhile we have to compete so ask Groggsy (who …

Vela and Henry – Arsenal new and old meet in Barca

On 3 Feb Henry now at Barca and Carlos Vela (on loan at Osasuna) both played – and quite logically it was in the Barca Osasuna game Carlos Vela has already been scoring regularly for Osasuna – a club tipped for relegation, but by no means certain to go down.   He’s 18, cool, and looks more than ready to …

The danger of supporting Arsenal

Last week one of the most established and venerated web sites related to Arsenal closed down for a while. The reason, as far as I can understand, was that the site had criticised an Arsenal supporter.  This supporter had then got upset, and had contacted both the people who run the site and the firm …

Why English players find it hard to break through at Arsenal

Recently M. Wenger expressed his complete vision of the individual, the team, the club, football – all in one sentence.   And in so doing he symbolised why it was so hard  for English players to do well at Arsenal. Speaking about Luke Freeman who has just joined the club M. Wenger said… “He is 15 years …

Fabregas 8 year contract is really just 3

The 8 year contract that Cesc Fabregas signed with Arsenal is completely unenforceable because of a new EU wide legal ruling made on 30 January 2008.  The new ruling puts the name Andy Webster alongside that of Jean-Marc Bosman.   From now on you can say the names together for they both have a significant impact. …