Arsenal have a desperately awful team. So how come we made the final?

By Tony Attwood As you might expect the media is full of the glory of four England clubs being in the two European finals.   BBC Radio 4 didn’t actually mention that three of these clubs are based in London, and very noticeably listed Arsenal as an afterthought after celebrating Chelsea’s win on penalties, but yes, …

Valencia v Arsenal. Media predicts Arsenal will play with only 10 men.

By Bulldog Drummond The question is simple: do the recent reversals and upsets in the league make the players more determined in the Europa semi-final, or do those reversals leave them worried about making a mistake, tentative for fear of being the one to let in a goal? We know the season is gone and …

Why maybe it’s not all so  bad over there at the Arsenal!

  By Lindo Shabangu Why maybe it’s not all so  bad over there at the Arsenal! Ok, here we go, my attempt to write a coherent expression of my thoughts and conderluded feelings towards my team, the gooners. I read an article the other evening in the Sun whilst on my Lithuanian family holiday – …

Ceaselessly abusing Arsenal players while winning 3-1 can’t be good for any of us.

By Tony Attwood It is of course not just the media that constantly attack Arsenal players and seek to undermine them by suggesting that the current crop of players are no good, will soon be sold and that new players will be brought in. For there are some people who sit near me in Arsenal …

The negative effect that transfer rumours can have on the brain.

By Sir Hardly Anyone. Football journalists love what in the olden days was called “browsing and sluicing” and is now called something somewhat more basic.  Now many of them look like the warrior Tetraites, 30 years after retiring and having had several late nights out on the town.  That is to say, rather gone to …

Mr Emery is not a clown, and Arsenal’s failure is not his fault

By Tony Attwood Just Arsenal News recently published an article titled “It’s Arsenal’s fault for appointing a clown as the manager” and it immediately became one of the most read articles among the Arsenal blogs and online newspaper columns. And I think it is quite wrong. The essence of the article is that Emery should …

Emirates Cup returns: but what does that mean for the stadium development?

By Tony Attwood If you went for a stroll around Arsenal Stadium during the close season last summer you might well have been surprised by the amount of scaffolding against the walls of the ground.  It went all the way round and as a result passers by found their from Arsenal station aross to Holloway …

Arsenal v Brighton: the line ups and the media comments

By Bulldog Drummond Before the matches this weekend the story was that “If Tottenham and Chelsea both win and Arsenal don’t beat Brighton, they won’t be able to qualify for the Champions League via the league.” As it was even the traditionally pro-Tottenham media had to back off their latest display, the Guardian noting “they …

12 transfers that Arsenal will make this summer

By Sir Hardly Anyone Roll up roll up roll up.  Take a deep breath, pause, prepare a tumbler full of your favourite tipple, swallow hard and settle yourself down for another cart load of gibberish, fresh (well freshish) from the keyboards of those not yet disinfected. For it is 9am in the Toppled Bollard, drinking …

How Arsenal women won the league and re-wrote goalscoring history.

By Tony Attwood and Andrew Crawshaw You will, I am sure , have heard that Arsenal Women won the League with a game to spare.  It is our first league win in seven years.  My apologies for being remiss not posting about this earlier.  Here’s the table as they won the title. Pos Team P …

Arsenal in the Europa semis: how the teams have built up to the match.

By Bulldog Drummond Of course you can’t directly compare the Champions League with the Europa League because of the quality of the opposition, but even so it is interesting to see how have Arsenal have done in Europe since we were runners up in the Champions League in 2006 – and compare with the opposition …

What effect is all the negative criticism having on Arsenal?

By Tony Attwood I was moved to ask that question on seeing these headlines turn up during a three and a half hour period yesterday following the Leicester defeat. Emery exposed as Arsenal embarrassed again & five tactical lessons from the Premier League…: Goal.com Arsenal would get embarrassed in the Champions League – Wright: Goal.comLeicester: …

The 20 players Arsenal are buying this summer and the 12 who are going

  by Sir Hardly Anyone Here are all the transfers so far as we seek to get 120 tales of departure by the end of the window.  There are of course some amusing tales – Gareth Bale for example – and some like Fernandes (being priced at £100m) who might be a little beyond our …

It’s not a question of if the ref was bent; it is far more serious than that.

By Tony Attwood If you’ve been on this site before, you’ll know that several of us who write articles here feel there is something wrong with refereeing, and that Arsenal are on the receiving end of dubious decisions a disproportionate number of times. Many people have read the 2016/17 review of refereeing that we undertook …

Leicester v Arsenal: why high noon is great, plus form, predictions and teams

By Bulldog Drummond The simplest prediction to make is that Arsenal are poor away from home, so Leicester will win.    But things are never that simple.  Here is Arsenal’s position just looking at away games Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts 1 Liverpool 18 12 5 1 31 10 21 …

Have we made progress? An investigation into Arsenal’s current situation.

  By AKH I write this as a follow up to the blog posed by Tony Attwood at the end of the latest Untold Arsenal article entitled Arsenal TV claim this is our best league campaign for a while. Is it?  Now I first have to say “Yes it is” I am a life long …

Arsenal TV claim this is our best league campaign for a while. Is it?

Please note that on Friday 26th April Untold Arsenal will be unavailable between approx. 2pm and 3pm for essential upgrading work on our server. By Tony Attwood Even before last night’s game the boot was going into Mr Emery as can be seen from the headline, “Shades of Wenger? Stubborn Emery’s latest stance may cost …

Who is the best Arsenal striker of all time?

  There might still be several weeks to go in the season, but already there is an “end of term” feeling around Emirates Stadium. Sure, there is a big difference between finishing third or sixth, but to fans, even third will represent nothing more than a season of solid performances that never threatened to take …

Wolverhampton Wobbleyous v Arsenal with the wobbles.

Please note that on Friday 26th April Untold Arsenal will be unavailable between approx. 2pm and 3pm for essential upgrading work on our server. by Bulldog Drummond Making Arsenal play again so soon after the Palace match seems a little unfair, but that is how the games come out and so that is the game …

Are Arsenal Gunning for any other El Clasico Players after Suarez flop?

  Over the course of Unai Emery’s first season in charge, Arsenal have been putting in better performances and are in the running to claim a very crowded top-four spot. The team needs reinforcing if Arsenal is to challenge for silverware, but so far, the likes of Lucas Torreira and Matteo Guendouzi have proven to …

Arsenal huge summer clearout predicted, plus call to lay off referees

By Sir Hardly Anyone Seated as I was, on the morning after the Palace match, in the Toppled Bollard, famed watering hole of the elite of English newspapers’ football reporters I perceived from without the hoof-beats of a galloping hoard of wildbeests as in came four football reporters working in the medium of radio, each …

Xhaka, Mustafi, Cech, Iwobi, Emery… all battered by the media. But are Arsenal really that inept?

By Tony Attwood We see it every day – criticism on blogs of particular players and/or members of the management team.   Of course the bloggettas, being inherently cowardly they rarely take responsibility for the opinions expressed, but instead quote three or four twitter accounts. But the impression is clearly given: because these bloggers never talk …

Arsenal v Palace: Palace have only ever beaten Arsenal four times. The teams and the form.

by Bulldog Drummond So since others have now realised that the defining issue in Arsenal’s league position, and the best way to predict results, is the difference between the away and home form, let’s take a look at that. At home we remain a top three club… (these tables were written before all of this …

Football in turmoil as media change tack but blogs still attack star players

By Tony Attwood Is football really falling apart, or is it just the media finding something else to write about?   Take a look at these headlines from the Telegraph which suggest there is a certain change of approach going on…  (They were all on the Telegraph’s site on one day). *** Manchester United academy …