By Tony Attwood If you occasionally read my ramblings on Untold you might know that I get just a little fed up with what journalists say about Arsenal, Arsenal management, Arsenal players, and Arsenal fans. Everyone can have an opinion of course, but when there is nothing but opinion and not a single back up …
By Tony Attwood If you cast your mind back you may recall that before the “Wenger Out” and “Thanks for the memories but…” spell we had the “spend some fucking money” period. And it is clear that many people who comment on Arsenal’s finances, and do so with far more financial knowledge than I …
ARSENAL vs. ASTON VILLA COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 38 DATE: 15th May 2016 VENUE: Emirates Stadium (London, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Mark Clattenburg 1st LINESMAN: John Brooks 2nd LINESMAN: Andy Halliday 4th OFFICIAL: Roger East First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & Decision Points 07:10 …
By Tony Attwood I am not enough of a cultural expert to know if it happens in other countries, but it long struck me that in England one of our prime pastimes is that of sneering and laughing at others. We highlight their errors, and if they are not making errors we give them errors, …
by Tony Attwood Normally speaking the World Anti-Doping Agency is considered to be the king-pins, the law makers, the absolute arbiters. They say a drug is a performance enhancer, and then it is. No argument, none of this “I just took it to relieve a headache and didn’t know” type of excuse. Take it and …
By Walter Broeckx, Untold writer, TV show celebrety, TV series actor, president of Arsenal Belgium In an article to pass the time of the boring interlul between two seasons Blacksheep told about his own job and how it related to Arsenal. So I thought it might be a nice thing to tell how I spend my …
By Sir Hardly Anyone. Watching the responses of the bloggettas and the so-called professional journalists has been quite informative in the wake of the Vardy refusal to commit to Arsenal. In essence they divide into four camps… Camp 1: Here’s Caught Offside’s take which sums up this position – As if Jamie Vardy’s fence-riding the last few …
By Tony Attwood Now I want you to pay particular attention to this page because there will be a test at the end. My proposition is that it is never going to be possible to lift those people who are stuck in concrete thinking out of that position, without the media moving up a number of …
By Tony Attwood You might have expected the British media to have learned its lessons when it was caught out over the first round of American/Swiss arrests of Fifa executives. They covered the arrests of course, and allowed members of the FA and government to express horror and shock. But they never once posed the …
By Tony Attwood So, Vardy is another Higuain, the sort of transfer that everyone is so sure is on, that he actually signed a week ago, that it was kept secret, that he had a medical last weekend, but didn’t, that he was going to tell the club his decision on monday but didn’t. Either …
By Tony Attwood If you run a business and spend quite a bit of time dealing with other businesses, there is every chance that at some time or another you will have found yourself in an argument with an individual or a company that behaves utterly and totally unreasonably. They make a claim that is …
By Tony Attwood Of course you need a good goalscorer if you want to win the league. But do you need the best one there is? Having looked at whether changing the manager works, buying in big name players works, and whether injury levels affect the position in the table, I thought I’d see how …
By Tony Attwood In a widely reported recent interview, Arsenal’s CEO Ivan Gazidis said of Arsène Wengrer, “He has always put the long-term health of the club first. He wants to hand over a football club, whenever that it is, that is in great shape. He views that as a massively important part of his …
MANCHESTER CITY vs. ARSENAL COMPETITION: English Premier League MATCH NO. 37 DATE: 8th May 2016 VENUE: Etihad Stadium (Manchester, England) MATCH OFFICIALS: REFEREE: Anthony Taylor 1st LINESMAN: Lee Betts 2nd LINESMAN: Stuart Burt 4th OFFICIAL: Mike Jones First Half Fouls, Advantages, Cards, and Penalties Time Foul by Foul For Description & Decision Points 02:09 Sergio …
AUTHORITARANISM……………Don McMahon Society needs authority, since without it, we have anarchy or worse still, madness and chaos that destroy all before it. That said, some forms of authoritarianism are worse than others. For example, the theocracy currently in vigour in Iran has limited the power of the average citizen significantly and is posited on the …
By Sir Hardly Anyone (in jovial mood and jaunty hat) A-hunting we will go, a-hunting we will go We’ll catch a fox and put him in a box And then we’ll let him go Isn’t it curious how quickly the mood can change! Now we live in a one issue world we can flip from …
By Tony Attwood Among psychologists it is called Mathswash: the notion of presenting ideas and vague thoughts on what might happen, as if they were firm facts and evidence based predictions. No caveat, no suggestion this might be wrong – just here it is, it’s bleedin’ obvious. You know the style: If Mr Wenger continues …
by Dr Billy “the Dog” McGraw Chief psychologist at the Institute of Certain Things, The University Hospital of the North Circular Road. I would like you to know that normally I don’t do sundays, but there have been so many calls on my time from members of the aaa utterly distraught that their banners and …
By Tony Attwood Copa America Centenario is what is happening in the US just at the moment, celebrating 100 years of CONMEBOL, the South American Football Federation, and of Copa América. It is being held outside South America for the first time – in the USA in fact, (in case you haven’t been following events) in agreement …
By Tony Attwood [this story was updated on 9am, UK time, following publication an hour earlier] As you might have gathered, transfer rumours on this site are pretty much the province of Sir Hardly Anyone who just a couple of days back ran the story Unbelievable Transfer Shock; Arsenal sign £20m striker in secret. Here’s …
By Tony Attwood According to Die Welt, Fifa is investigating claims that the new President of Fifa, a Mr Infantino, has been doing the rounds destroying recordings of a Fifa council meeting in Mexico. A Fifa spokesman pronounced to Sky Sports News: “We are not in a position to indicate if we have or have …
By Tony Attwood Top of the list today among the oddities of England’s press when it deals haphazardly and on the cheap with football, is the Independent’s home football page which has within it a listing of the top three stories for each club. Or at least that is what it is supposed to have. …
By Sir Hardly Anyone In the last month Arsenal have been tipped to sign an unbelievable 57 players. 57 in one month, and it is more than likely that in the hurly burly I have missed a few. Apologies to those players, their agents and the tipsters in the press for all omissions. According the …
by Tony Attwood Have we proven that there is something wrong with refereeing in this country? It is a question that comes up each time further revelations are made about refereeing by Untold, and I had decided a little while ago not to go over the same old issues of “proof” again. But two events made …
By Tony Attwood There is a preliminary question to answer here which is, “which fair play league?” because I have come up with three of them. I know its a bit nerdy to go through all of them, but since no one else has, and since we have been publishing the fair play league tables …
