Fifa, “Guilty As Charged.” This MUST be the turning point for Fifa and CAS

by Tony Attwood As you may well know (at least if you have been paying attention) Untold has a certain interest in the evil doings of Fifa not to mention the work of the arch-demon Mr Infantino (currently engaged in legal proceedings in Switzerland, along with the now disgraced head of the legal system for …

We’ve got the defence sorted. Now Arsenal need to shoot more.

By Tack Tishan Last season in the league we weren’t that good.  We all know that.  We came eighth.  Other stats back that up.  We had the seventh best attack in the league, and the eighth best defence. Over the last two summer transfer windows we have been right at the top trying to outspend …

It’s all gone wrong, and we need to tell them NOW!

By Bulldog Drummond So now how do we feel?   Well, pretty miserable and fed up and all that stuff.  No one is actually saying that we spent more than anyone else in the summer because well, the way to improve the team is to buy lots and lots of players, that’s the mantra of the …

The referees decision is final except for VAR. VAR is final except for…

By Tony Attwood So this weekend we learned some stuff, such as The refs decision is final except when VAR is involved. The VAR is final except when Liverpool is involved Touching an official is not an offence any more so long as the guilty player is officially designated a nice guy by his manager.. …

Is anyone happy with football any more? And why players need personality tests

By Tony Attwood Obviously we’re not happy, because Arsenal lost.  It’s always a downer.   But normally for each group of supporters who are down others are on the up.  And I guess fans of the four teams above us in the table at the moment, and quite possibly Tottenham, Leeds and Manchester City supporters are …

Manchester City v Arsenal: the team

by Bulldog Drummond The BBC as usual give us a score prediction (1-1) but no team predict ion.   Today is exactly the same, but they do tell us that  “Arsenal could lose seven league matches in a row against the same opponent for the first time since doing so versus Ipswich between 1974 and 1977.” …

Manchester City v Arsenal: how things are now, and the most amazing result in the past

by Bulldog Drummond It’s been a while since we were above Manchester City in the table, and football is (I am told) a funny old game, so let’s celebrate the moment by looking at the league table. Team P W D L F A GD Pts 1 Everton 4 4 0 0 12 5 7 …

How the “big six” got more brazen and more certain of their power

By Tony Attwood Although the Premier League plays its games in England, there is little that is English about it.  The number of players per club who start a match and who are qualified to play for England is 33% – but not all of these are “English” in the normal sense of the word, …

Arsenal play Manchester City in the strangest of times

by Bulldog Drummond You know times are weird when Liverpool start being criticised by the media.  As with the Mail that said, “All Liverpool had to do to remain revered champions was not be a self-serving club like Manchester United… they failed by trying to sell English football out for a sack of cash.” Mind …

Apparently the January transfer window starts now

By Sir Hardly Anyone The window is still open.  I know that because I feel the cool autumn breeze on my face.  But that’s not to say Arsenal are doing deals with anyone in the Championship or below.  Rather deals are being set up now to be completed in January. And the first one is, …

After the League reject the Liverpool/Man U plans, what happens now

by Tony Attwood One might have expected that after Liverpool’s win of the league last season they might have been able to bask in the glory of that campaign for a while.  After all they did have a very good run especially as by late February this year their league record showed played 27, won …

What are they smoking in the board rooms of the Premier League?

By Tony Attwood So this morning I wrote up my little piece on the Liverpool and Manchester United proposals for reforming the Premier League, checked that neither Northamptonshire nor any of its surrounding counties have suddenly been locked down, found they hadn’t, drove through a bit of Leicestershire, into Rutland, into Leicestershire again (the border …

Bumbling or planning? What are they smoking at Liverpool?

By Tony Attwood Some Arsenal supporters will, I hope, remember John W Henry, chair of Liverpool, for his infamous “What are they smoking at Arsenal” jibe.   Of course the jibe itself didn’t matter – some people do that sort of thing, it becomes a habit and they probably don’t even know they are saying such …

How football can be saved from itself: a simple 15 point plan.

by Sir Hardly Anyone The argument about a new super-premier league and other arrangements being put forward by Manchester United and Liverpool! should not, in the opinion of the Untold Executive be allowed to go forward unchallenged. So we’ve come up with our own 15 point plan for the longterm good of football. There should …

There is a way out of the current football mess, but is not the super league

By Tony Attwood You may have noticed that this season we have celebrated 100 years of Arsenal in the top division. This has been achieved by the club on merit.  Although many media outlets have alleged that Arsenal somehow were engaged in dubious activities in the past, the exhaustive research published both here and by …

The World Cup every two years and the Euro in between?

by Tony Attwood The World Cup every two years and the Euros in between? This is what seems to be taking shape in Arsène Wenger’s mind.  At least according to the European newspapers which are somewhat more engaged with European matters than the English media, which are currently consumed with the Liverpool / Manchester United …

Another football scandal looms as law officers raid the German FA’s offices

by Tony Attwood Around German law enforcement officers and government officials  have entered and searched the offices of the German Football Association (DFB), in around half a dozen locations, as part of their investigation into corruption in football.   The key reason, according to the media outside the UK (as ever media within the UK will …

Man U & Liverpool come up with new plan to “rescue football”

By Tony Attwood This story broke in the Daily Telegraph and then was re-run by Football.London.  Both “outlets” claim the plan has been proposed by Manchester United and Liverpool FC.  In essence it says that 1: The Premier League should have fewer clubs The Premier League could be reduced to 18 teams from the current …

Football is teetering on the brink, but no one will admit it’s their fault

by Tony Attwood What to do with football? The youngsters playing in under 14s leagues and the like are still struggling to find decent pitches to play on, largely due to FA mismanagement of Sport England funds. The championship clubs are either keeping their books balanced and struggling to keep up, or are spending far …

Swiss prosecutors demand prison for beIN & PSG president and ex-Fifa No 2.

By Tony Attwood The Swiss prosecution service has called for prison sentences against the president of beIN and the ex-number 2 of Fifa, Jérôme Valcke.   You might recall that Untold, alone among UK publishers has been following these various stories, while the UK media utterly refuses to acknowledge that these cases are even happening. The …

IFAB vs PGMO vs Fifa… who is the most secret (and damaging) of them all?

By Tony Attwood There is a chance that you might have heard of IFAB (the international football association board) of late – having never heard of them before.  A highly secretive body that changes the laws of football when it wants to… As such they are the people who have changed the handball rule, in …

The endless bashing of Arsenal: Dial Square FC and farewell Gunnersaurus,

By Tony Attwood It has been quite clear for some time that the Athletic has something against Arsenal.  But now it is reaching such heights it is getting a bit silly. For under the headline, “How do you feel about clubs laying off staff then spending big on players?” we find written… “Consider, for a moment, …

Our best start in seven years; our most confusing Europa League ever

By Tony Attwood It is a long time since Arsenal were fourth (or better) after four games.   In fact the last time we had nine points after four games was 2013/14, when we finished the season in 4th.  And although that season we were second after four games, we had an identical set of goals …

The players who will not play football: and why we are stuck with them

by Tony Attwood You may have noted that I have, several times, made the point that we have too many over-21 foreign players in our squad and we need to drop two of them. The Europa squad has now been announced and Arsenal have dropped Ozil, and Sokratis.  Rather amusingly Caughtoffside tells us that Saliba …

Arsenal have spent more than other top clubs in the last 3 transfer windows

By Tony Attwood Below is a table of money spent in the last three transfer windows.  In the table a figure such as £90m means Arsenal spent £90m in that window overall, taking into account both the money spent, and the money received for players who have been sold. Therefore, rather obviously, a minus number …