How strange that Emery and Wenger should be so alike

By Dr Billy “the Dog” McGraw, head of pyschology at the University College Hospital of the North Circular Road. According to the Daily Telegraph, “Arsenal’s new head coach Unai Emery could be an unmitigated disaster or a phenomenal success. We do not really know, and that alone is a radical departure from the past decade when …

What is the difference between Stan Kroenke and Henry Norris, and who’s to blame?

by Tony Attwood So Mr Kroenke has made an offer to buy the shares of Mr Usmanov in Arsenal, and it seems Mr Usmanov is willing to deal.  Mr Kroenke will then own just over 97% of the shares.  At this point, under English law all the other shareholders must be offered the same deal.  …

All the experts agree: at least one of these Arsenal transfer deals will happen in the next 48 hours

By Sir Hardly Anyone And so as the word “slammed” is taken out of its cupboard and prepared to be given a massive overdose of multiple use by so-called journalists, we approach the last mile, the final furlong, the extra yard and the finish line which is not so much about to be passed with …

What has been Arsenal’s best period in history, and can Emery replicate that?

By Tony Attwood During the last 10 years as you well know we have won 3 FA Cups, and this obviously was not good enough for some people who attended matches.  And of course was wholly unacceptable for the media who jumped on this, as they often do with their perceived negatives when reviewing Arsenal. …

Predictions agree (!), attacking Bellerin, Chambers going, fighting the media

By Tony Attwood As you will know, if you are a regular reader, the media and their tail coat hangers on, have created more transfer rumours in terms of players joining Arsenal, than ever before.  (We’re not keeping a record of rumours of leavings since we had that summer two years ago in which every …

This summer’s Arsenal transfers reach an all time record!!!

By Sir Hardly Anyone Yes it is true, there have been more transfer rumours concerning Arsenal this summer than in any of the previous transfer windows we have measured.  Not by much but we have got there. 116 players have been tipped to be coming to Arsenal (or in the case of Jack Wilshere, signing …

Arsenal: Eight reasons to be cheerful ahead of the new season – and then some.

By Tony Attwood Ten years and a bit ago – in April 2008 to be exact, I wrote an eight part series on Reasons to be Cheerful.   It’s not the only “Reasons to be Cheerful” series on Untold – I did another three in 2009 and there have been several since.  I’m not going to …

Arsenal v Lazio details, Lazio v Arsenal fighting, transfer latest, and taking on the media

By Bulldog Drummond In my youth, on hearing that “the season starts today” (as it does for the championship etc, and of course Scottish football) old timers would say “it gets earlier every year”.  To my utter dismay, on realising that the we were now only one week away from the Manchester City match I …

Aubameyang’s dad sets the transfer market alight

by Sir Hardly Anyone. It is, of course, most important to eat only in the best restaurants where one meets the right people and so the dinner which involved Ousmane Dembele and his chums at Arsenal has produced the wagging of tongues and the moving of mouths. For there was our new superhero Mattéo Guendouzi …

Mustafi leaving, Kulusevski deal on, NZonzi awaits, Cârjan deal done, Niang & Vida maybe, Dembele yes.

By Sir Hardly Anyone These are confusing times in the transfer market, and indeed as my old chum and informant Sir Jasper Fish III said just last night in the Toppled Bollard public house off the Old Kent Road, as I pointed out yet more confusing reports of the comings and goings, “It just shows …

Nine weird stories, rows, twists and turns as the transfer window closure get closer.

By Billy “the dog” McGraw Our weird news correspondent.  And Trends Editor. With all the bits and pieces about who Arsenal are and are not signing, it is easy to lose track of some of the other events around football at the moment.  But they are still worth taking a look at because individually and …

How Arsenal will line up in the coming season, and being a trends editor.

By Tony Attwood Here is a line up for the coming season that in popular among journalists and bloggers… Bernd Leno; Hector Bellerin, Sokratis Papastathopoulos, Shkordran Mustafi, Nacho Monreal; Lucas Torreira, Aaron Ramsey; Alex Iwobi, Mesut Ozil, Henrikh Mkhitaryan; Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.   And a variant Petr Cech; Hector Bellerin, Sokratis Papastathopoulos, Shkordran Mustafi, Sead Kolasinac; …

Arsenal v Chelsea in the ICC. The teams, the game, the commentary. ARSENAL WIN

Aubameyang leads the line Ramsey, Guendouzi and Elneny start in midfield Sokratis partners Mustafi at the back Cech (c) Bellerin   Papastathopoulos   Mustafi   Kolasinac Guendouzi  Elneny Ramsey Ozil    Mkhitaryan    Aubameyang Substitutes Leno, Chambers,  Mavropanos, Holding, Maitland-Niles, Iwobi, E. Smith Rowe, Nketiah, Nelson That’s the confirmed line up.   Chelsea’s team W. Caballero,  Azpilicueta (c), David Luiz, Rudiger, Marcos …

Arsenal v Chelsea: the predictions, the line up, the league table.

By Bulldog Drummond So here we are again in the next round of the ICC.   We’ve drawn/lost one, and won one thus far, and here’s the league table.  Chelsea’s previous game was a 1-1 draw with Inter which they won 5-4 on penalties. Pos Team P W WP LP L F A Pts 1. Tottenham …

Transfer Window creaking closed not with a bang but with tedium.

by Sir Hardly Anyone Maybe it is the change of arrangements, what with bringing the end of the window back to mid-August – a bit like having an extension done to your house by making the garden bigger and the living room smaller.  (Sorry that doesn’t quite work but I am trying to play with …

We’re predicting Arsenal will finish third this season. So how can it be done?

By Tony Attwood In recent articles I have been looking at what next season’s Premier League table might look like.  In the first article we showed there was a link between how much clubs spent in the transfer window and whether they would go up or down.  Then in the second article considered how this …

Why are two PL managers feeling miffed about the change in transfer window rules?

By Dr Billy “the Dog” McGraw It is always rather encouraging when one hears managers of other clubs moaning, whinging and whining.  Of course much of the time, the moaning is all made up to cover what is happening, but even so, there seems to be a certain level of uncertainty in one or two …

Where will Arsenal end up next season? What the scientific predicterometer reveals is quite a surprise.

By Tony Attwood Yesterday we unveiled our new prediction process in the article How much does it cost in transfer fees to take a club up one place in the PL? It looked at purchases for last season and showed how they resulted to rises or declines in the position in the league table. In short, …

How much does it cost in transfer fees to take a club up one place in the PL?

by Tony Attwood Initially, as the transfer window approached this summer, the story was that Arsenal would have a summer spending limit of £50m.  Then a little later that was raised to £70m.  So the first question I asked was where did that extra £20,000,000 turn up from. Of course I’m not privy to the …

It looks like being a record year for Arsenal transfer rumours as we reach 115

by Sir Hardly Anyone From the mountains of Rutland in Englandshire, home of the nation’s finances and wealth, I can now give you an indication that this is going  to be a record year for rumours of Arsenal transfers. In the summer of 2016 we reached a grand total of 115 transfer rumours by the …

Arsenal face conundrum of too many players as media show how to knock a team that won 5-1.

by Tony Attwood There is no doubt about it: Arsenal have a rare collection of extremely talented young players available for the coming season.   While everyone last season would have known about Eddie and Maitland-Niles now we have a plethora of names to add to those giving us a list that looks like this… Konstantinos …

Arsenal v PSG: Arsenal lineup confirmed; the game – it’s 5-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the line up for the match, I hope.   Different “outlets” are outletting all sorts of strange stories but I think this is the right one Starting XI: Leno; Bellerin, Sokratis, Mustafi, Kolasinac; Guendouzi, Elneny; Ozil, Mkhitaryan, Iwobi; Aubameyang   That looks rather good fun.  If it is right, great to seen Guendouzi again, …

Arsenal v PSG: Arsenal lineup updated

By Bulldog Drummond Update:  ESPN are showing  19 Bernd Leno   20 Shkodran Mustafi   5 Sokratis Papastathopoulos   31 Sead Kolasinac   2 Héctor Bellerín   10 Mesut Özil   4 Mohamed Elneny   29 Matteo Guendouzi   14 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang   17 Alex Iwobi   7 Henrikh Mkhitaryan Foot Lond are saying that we “will get to see Mesut Ozil, Alex Iwobi and Mohamed Elneny for the first time in pre-season, while summer signing …

The Top 10 Arsenal stories of the day and no mistake!

Gathered and preserved by Sir Hardly Anyone and the man behind the bar at the Rutland Pug. STORY ONE: Guess who?  FootLon that website owned by the Daily Mirror that loves to put forth 40 tales a day has a new tactic with the headline  “Arsenal news live: Star ‘shakes hands’ on deal, Gunners contact …