Man U sponsor collapse shows strength of Arsenal’s financial approach

The dramatic news that Manchester U’s sponsors, insurance giant AIG has gone to the Federal Reserve in America, asking for a loan of around $40 billion to avoid being downgraded by ratings agencies, has shocked everyone involved in football finance. We all know that the financial markets are in a mess – but it is …

Another day, another record

‘I bring them out slowly, these English players,’ said the great Lord and Saviour Arsene Wenger. ‘He’s another one who will soon play for you.’ He spoke of course of the youngest EVER player to play for Arsenal in the League.  “Jack Wilshere – 16 years 256 days, Blackburn (a) 13 Sept 2008” Goodness knows …

Disjointed Arsenal scrape lucky win at Blackburn

This is exactly the sort of result we feared after the zero activity in the transfer window last summer.  With Wenger failing to buy a new central midfielder, Arsenal were run ragged by an ordinary Blackburn, who were unlucky not to get all 3 points. Where was Gilberto?  Where was Hleb?  Where was Flamini?   …

The Choas League: updated 13 Sept 08

West Ham: to lose a manager may be a misfortune, but to lose your sponsor at the same time looks like carelessness. Liverpool Insolvency: On the brink financially, with no chance of getting their new stadium, and the fans holding anti-owner marches… that’s bad enough.  But when you’ve just spent another load of dosh, and …

Marketing Theo: how much will he make for Arsenal?

When Real Mad bought David Beckham a significant part of the reason for the purchase was the money they’d get from marketing.   Lots of little girls bought Beckham stuff, and Real Mad took their cut.   They did the same with Zidane, (although I suspect this involved sales to men rather than girls) ensuring that they …

“Only the FA can discriminate on the basis of nationality”

Sir Hardly Anyone, chairman of the FA, wants to press for “tougher rules” on the takeover of football clubs.  Speaking exclusively to Untold Arsenal, he said, “You should never underestimate the stupidity of the average football fan. “It is of course quite true that we could have done this when Abramovich came into the game, …

Arsenal injury news ahead of weekend

Silvestre is apparently still not ready to play, but should be ok for midweek. Carlos Vela is still asleep having driven all the way back from Mexico in a Ford Mondeo which broke down in Iceland.  Could be redirected straight to the first Champs match. Nasri is uncertain, but then that’s what we are told …

If it had been Arsenal v Croatia this is what they would have said

You’ll know how fanatical and over-the-top the English media has been today about England’s performance.  And of course we are all delighted beyond belief at the way Theo has come on since suddenly waking up in the game against Liverpool Insolvency in the Euro£££ Cup. But just pause for a moment, in order to get …

Football descends into farce and chaos

Today comes the news that Chelsea are being charged by the FA with failing to control their groundsman….   You remember those odd days in the summer when everyone at Arsenal was leaving to go to Barca or Real Mad or WC Milan or something.  No one wanted to play for us, and anyway we …

The even more golden generation than the last

Welcome to the future. Golden Generation II (TM) is here and it is led by Theo Walcott. According to the Daily Mail England are now so good that the World cup doesn’t even have to be played and FIFA will hand it over next week. England will also win the Olympics – and indeed Theo …

Arsenal show Liverpool how finance should be done

The astonishing success Arsenal have had in building and financing the Emirates Stadium has been thrown into sharp relief with the news that Liverpool’s finances are only secure until July next year – and that is before they even start to do something remotely serious about building a new stadium. While the players find their …

It wouldn’t happen at Arsenal.

Getting your house done over by a load of scoucer thieves can’t be a nice experience for anyone, but it is hard to have too much sympathy for Liverpool Insolvency’s Robbie (call me Roberto, it sounds more manly) Keane. Keane knew that he was going to Liverpool which is in, err, Liverpool, home of the …

Strange stories of Adebayor, the FA and international week.

According to the BBC Adebayor has taken an extraordinary step to help reduce the chance of getting injured while on international “duty”.   He’s refused to play. This is an approach to be applauded, and before anyone accuses me of racism again, I would refer you to my marginally amusing pieces on internationals in general.  I …

Must we let England destroy Theo?

Last time I wrote about internationals harming the players whose wages we pay, I got accused of racism (because I was talking about a tourney in Africa). This time I’m talking about England, and such an accusation is going to be harder to level at me, so maybe I’m on safer ground. Watching Theo run …

Arms to be chopped off but Arsenal players safe

It seems not everyone in the Emirates (the states not the stadium) is happy about the way the Manchester Arab purchase has gone – according to the Guardian one leading figure in the Ems (as the Emirates now has to be known, to help project its more friendly less “chop your arm off” image) has …

Cod eating northern surrender monkeys part 2

(If you don’t understand the headline read yesterday’s blog) . Thus, the question is asked, in this world of chaos football, in which Manchester Bankrupt are quite clearly, and obviously, bankrupt, how come they carry on?  How come the banks allow them to go on?  And why do they keep suggesting it is Arsenal that …

Cod-eating Northern surrender monkeys

Football, at least the EPL version, is (as you don’t need me to tell you) in chaos. We have entered the unknown world of two multi-billionaire run teams, Newcastle Zebras and West Ham Untidy seem to be involved in attempts at total self-destruction, Arsenal (according to many fans) are about to slip into mid-table obscurity, …

Curse of Arsenal: Birmingham get final knock

In case you’ve not come across it before, the Curse of Arsenal is placed on certain clubs when they behave in a way that is considered outside acceptable behaviour. It is used sparingly, and each Curse only lasts for one season. Last year two clubs were cursed: Birmingham City and AC Milan. Birmingham got the …

Are Arsenal stronger than this time last year?

Either you believe that Wenger has lost it and should be put out to the funny farm, or you think that he has got something up his sleeve.  Just like this time last year when everyone except Charlie Nicholas said, “Arsenal will drop out the top 4” and Wenger got us within four points of …

The Arsenal midfield

Diaby (central midfield – can play wide) Denílson (central midfield) Song (central midfield) Theo (wide) Fàbregas (central midfield) Ramsey (central midfield) Eboué (normally wide, but can play central if needs be) Rosický (plays central midfield for his country) Nasri  (can play anywhere across the back) Bischoff  (central midfield) Wilshere (wide – total absolute genius) Is …

Will Newcastle owner be arrested and banned from Arsenal?

Mike Ashley is the top man at Newcastle United – a northern football team. This weekend he was filmed committing a criminal offence under the Sporting Events (Control of Alcohol etc.) Act 1985 which prohibits the consumption of alcohol within sight of the pitch. The normal punishment for such a crime would be to arrest, …

Arsenal don’t need any more midfielders

I wrote at the weekend about the large number of central midfielders Arsenal now have – but the notes were buried away in my rant against the awful way Setanta ran their coverage of Arsenal against Newcastle. In retrospect I wish I’d made the midfielder bit the main article, given that this is the topic …