Arsenal at the end of the world

by Walter Broeckx Many Arsenal fans have thrown themselves off the cliffs after Saturday’s game.  Be it mostly virtual cliffs on the internet. The world stopped turning, the forces of gravity lost their force, the end of the world was near: Arsenal conceded 5 goals in one match. Was I happy with us conceding 5 …

Untold Arsenal appear on the Arsenal membership DVD; Arsène copes well, I make predictions

By Tony Attwood Star of stage, screen and  the members pack Well, if you have received the full Arsenal members’ pack, and put in your DVD (at least the round thing in the pack), and then worked your way through the Ray Parlour stuff, watched the goal of the season countdown, and wondered what next, …

Liverpool FC are likely to become the first EPL side owned by the state

Liverpool FC are likely to become the first EPL side owned by the state By Tony Attwood A Chinese government fund (China Investment Corp) supposedly represented by Kenny Huang has, apparently, being selling off share assets to raise exactly the amount of money that Liverpool Insolvency is in debt to the banks: £351.4m.  (That’s not …

How many defenders have we really lost so far?

By Walter Broeckx A lot of supporters have a difficult time in this transfer window and say that we have gone backwards and have lost a lot of players and mostly in defence and this was the point where we suffered the most last season. So let us have a look at it in detail …

Barca announce the signing of Cesc. Five year contract agreed

By Billy “The Dog” McGraw “Footballers, like measles, should be caught young”, Sandro Rosell. It was one of the most amazing moments in football that the world has ever seen.  Cesc Fábregas, champion of the universe, master of his destiny, prophet to the masses, and player of the year in the Sidereal Daily Mentioner, descended …

One of the most depressing things about being an Arsenal fan

By Walter Broeckx If you ask me what is the most depressing on being an Arsenal fan I should have to have a deep thought before answering.  The reason is simple:  I don’t find many things depressing when it comes to Arsenal. Would it be the fact that we haven’t won anything in 5 years? …

What did we learn from the reserve team at Boreham Stiff

Below is the team that played in a reserve game earlier this week – against Boreham Stiff, (sorry Wood). Szczesny Nordtveit – Bartley – Miquel – Cruise Aneke – Randall – Ozyakup Murphy – Afobe – Miyaichi Wellington Silva was on the bench, coming on at half time. So what do we learn from that? …

FACT OR FICTION? A simple grammar for those who just don’t get it

By Gooneraside A simple grammar for those who just don’t get it Fiction. The Mirror, 7 June 2010 – Joe Cole will join Arsenal after the World Cup. So we know that for the piece of poo it was. But how many of you believed this at the time? None of you, you say? Then …

Could Arsenal be heading for a leveraged buy out?

By Phil Gregory Leveraged buy-outs (LBOs) are – thanks to the situations at Manchester United and Liverpool respectively – all over the papers. They are something most fans don’t really “get”, and pertinent questions such as “how could they buy our club if they didn’t actually have the money?” pop up quite often. I’m going …

FICK FUFA: Fifa demand their own car lane, no tax, and total control of clothing and street advertising

By Walter Broeckx In the so called WC-Bid book that has been finally made public that Belgium and Holland have put together for the organisation of the Fifa World Cup 2018 we can find some very strange things. It seems that our former government in Belgium has agreed with all the privileges that Fifa would …

Finding and signing world class players is easier said than done

By Walter Broeckx We should buy more world class players. It is a sentence often used by fans who want us to buy more. So maybe we could try to find what is exactly meant by “a world class” player. If I think of world class players I think of players who can turn a …

What we have learned so far, and why it is vital not to have a sense of humour

By Tony Attwood So with two weeks to go, what do we know?  As usual I have no idea, but here’s some of my own thoughts from the last couple of days… 1: We have bought a centre forward and a central defender and both look fairly nifty. 2: Arshavin is playing like he plays …

50% of EPL teams are on the edge with the 25 rule

By Tony Attwood I do enjoy it when Untold manages to get a bit ahead of the game.  We’ve been debating  the 25 rule for months, have gone through various interpretations, looked at what the official EPL rules say, doubted the comments on the Arsenal web site, and generally munched the whole thing over a …