Still on track for the 5th consecutive double

Arsenal Ladies smashed Chelsea Ladies 4-0 away in the FA Cup semi-final and will play their old rivals Everton in May’s FA Women’s Cup final. Three goals in the last 11 minutes of the first got matters sorted.  This will now be Arsenal’s 11th Final. What’s more Kim Little scored a goal which means she …

Barca v Arsenal: it’s all been said before. Well, almost

Today’s Sponsor: “Making the Arsenal”.  A book utterly unlike any other book ever written about Arsenal FC.  If you have ever wanted to know what it is that is so utterly incomprehensibly special and different from every other club, this book will go some way to explain that. It’s all been said before… But anyway, …

Manchester United hit new financial problems; is this straw and camel back time?

The story doing the rounds  is that Manchester IOU will see a significant drop in revenue over the next two years, now that they have decided not to put up the cost of season tickets again.  Figures of around 11% decline a year are being talked about. The figures come from a JP Morgan paper …

The childish whimpering of car thieves like Domenech represent the pathetic winging of football’s dodos entering the last chance saloon

“The childish whimpering of car thieves like Domenech represent the pathetic winging  of football’s dodos entering the last chance saloon.”   I think that is a fair and reasoned statement. The idiot Domenech, whose main job is to steal footballers who are carefully trained, developed and nurtured by their clubs, not to mention paid by their …

Within this review is a joke about Wolverhampton. (It’s not very funny)

Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club. A resume by Billy the Dog McGraw, Landlord of the Toppled Bollard Islington and head of the Republic of Abyssinia. “The stuffed heads of West Brom supporters on pikes that adorn the walkways of Wolverhampton are bad enough, but what makes it worse is that many still have dark glasses and …

New Super League announced

As expected Arsenal Ladies have secured their place in the Super League which will replace the Premier League next year. The Super League will run through the summer in 2011 and will be made up of Arsenal Everton Chelsea Doncaster Rovers Bristol Academy Birmingham City OOH Lincoln Liverpool The top six names come from the …

Which Golden 30 youngsters will play in the first team next season: survey results

This was quite a survey, done all proper and exact like.  None of your fiddling of results and mucking about. We went through three stages. Part One:the first gathering of names I asked for suggestions of names as to who might make it from the ranks of the reserves and the youth team into the …

Life, the universe, the champions league

—————————— Today’s Sponsor: Your Untold Arsenal Betting Guide The Untold Arsenal / Goonernews Betting Guide Like everything else on this site, it has to be seen to be believed. Life, the Universe, the champions league… By Walter Broeckx In life we should learn things and yesterday was a night where we could learn a lot. …

3 men, 1 car, no headline. Arsenal 6 Barca 17

. Today’s meanderings are… …Sponsored by the Untold Arsenal / Goonernews Betting Guide Like everything else on this site, it has to be seen to be believed. ——————– We have never been so stunned. We got back to the car, and just looked at each other.   Ian, despite the fact that we’ve been doing the …

Welcome to the land of the Pig’s Head

Today’s Sponsor: ArsenalGifts.com Today’s sponsor: ArsenalGifts.com is a one-stop shop for all things Arsenal related, from replica kits and retro shirts through to Emirates Stadium tours, memorabilia and novelty items.  They even sell “Making the Arsenal”.   Visit http://www.arsenalgifts.com —————————- Welcome to the land of the Pig’s Head. A Billy the Dog McGraw special. In the …

Is it all over? (I hear no singing)

Is it all over ? By Walter Broeckx If you look at what some people say, it is all over . Even worse because we dropped points against Birmingham in the last minutes we are doomed for the rest of the season. We will be out of the CL on wednesday, in fact why even …

Make the most of this Barca game: they are almost as bankrupt as Liverpool

Tony’s confession I made an absolute howler in the original headline of this piece with a grammatical error the size of Real Mad’s overdraft.   It has been pointed out in correspondence, quite rightly.   Normally I don’t go back and change a site once published, but this error was so bad I just couldn’t live with …

Is Internet Streaming Killing Sport? Or is it just the lawyers?

Is Internet Streaming Killing Sport? By Simon Bailey. This week I watched the Arsenal match on my PC courtesy of a stream provided by an unknown person in an unknown location in the world. The Optimum Internet. reason for this is twofold; Firstly it was a 3pm kick off and no UK TV channel is …

The Glen Hoddle Clinical Finishing Index. And Arsenal.

Stat of the Week: The Glen Hoddle Clinical Finishing Index By J B Harwood A few weeks ago one of the Sky Sports favourite pundits was waxing lyrical about Arsenal. How pleasing on the eye they are, the quality of their play, everyone’s second favourite team… the usual diatribe. You could feel a “but” coming …

Just how corrupt would you like refs to be? Birmingham v Arsenal revisisted

By Walter Broeckx This week Howard Webb has taken away the last doubts. He will be the English ref that will go to the World cup in South Africa. This week he has done everything to deserve this but before I go to details I will tell you how FAs over the world hand the …

You can be miserable and say we were all deluded, or celebrate a great run

After six straight wins a draw feels like a defeat, especially with the invented club from across London beating a very poor Villa side. But, remember.  Six straight wins, and then one draw. That’s not a desparate situation – that is a terrific run.  And all done without Van Persie, who is beyond doubt our …

Birmingham away: through a time vortex we bring the teams and the result all before it happens.

By Phil Gregory Next up is Birmingham away, a match with more than enough plotlines for a football game, but more on that later. I was talking to a mate about the league run-in (a United fan, unfortunately) and we agreed that it is rapidly resembling a knockout competition. The old cliché of “every game …

Robin van Persie says he will reconsider his priorities

By Walter Broeckx of the Arsenal Benelux Supporters’ Club After what seemed to be ages the return of Robin Van Persie comes nearer. This week the manager revealed that our striker could be two weeks at the best away from real involvement in games. Last weekend Robin Van Persie was on Dutch TV and he …

Arsenal prepare to play Satan’s own team.

Billy the Dog McGraw, landlord of the Toppled Bollard, Islington, looks forward to another exciting encounter. Interview by Dennis Bergkamp Translation by Iva Goodidea of Whatsgoingon Birmingham City FC are the official team of Satan, the Devil, the Horned Beast, Beelzebub. They were founded as Small Heath Alliance and Leicester Building Society in 1875 and …

How big a Gooner are you really? Time to check your commitment to the cause

By Cape Gooner Give yourself a 10 if you strongly agree, a zero if you strongly disagree or any integer in between. 1. I would not replace RvP with Torres, Drogba or Rooney 2. I would not replace Cesc with Gerrard or Lampard 3. I would not replace Song with Essien 4. I would not …

Arshavin hoax sinks whole of Fleet Street and beyond

Arshavin is the Arsenal hitman who celebrates scoring goals by putting his finger over his lips, indicating for people to be quiet. So we found ourselves entering the start of one of the best football hoaxes of the last few years. I’ve been charting football hoaxes on Untold almost since we started, and we’ve had …

Exclusive: Arsenal’s big money summer transfer – revealed by Untold Arsenal

Is Wenger doing the trick once again? By Walter Broeckx .We all know that if Wenger wants to buy a player who shows great prospect he is willing to do something special. The story on how Wenger beat SAF when he signed Aaron Ramsey right under his nose is well known. Ramsey who had been …

Arsenal’s Golden 30: an update on our list of brilliant young players

I started this list the other day, just because I wanted to try and get my head around all the names of young players that crop up. There was some laughter and criticism of my efforts – laughter because I managed to get people in twice, and criticism because it was said that younggunsblog.co.uk/ and …

Heysel: 25 years on. The view from Belgium

By Walter Broeckx I remember the day that Belgium had it’s greatest tragedy in football history very well. I know it was a very bright and sunny day. As I worked in the office of an industrial laundry at that time and we had a lot of hotels in Brussels as clients we had a …

Arsenal’s Golden 30. There’s so many brilliant reserves we need a new training centre

. Untold recently published some thoughts on the players who are part of the club and could be on the edge of breaking through.  I asked for gaps in the list to be completed and for the details of loans, along with thoughts on the future to be added. Below is a simple compilation of …