For every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness,

By Don McMahon For every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness, Ralph Waldo Emerson The plethora of angry, hyper-sensitive, choleric, distressed, fitful, and fickle fans bombarding cyberspace with their tryst lamentations and predictions of imminent doom and unmitigated disaster for all things Arsenal, eagerly abetted and aided by the xenophobic British …

Why I dont like Giggs and other musings about super injunctions

By Billy the Dog McGraw – our legal correspondent. By and large I don’t like censorship.  But I find myself writing on a site that is now censoring comments and have to admit that I see the need sometimes. (At the moment we have the issue of people who come onto the site, look at …

Groundhog Season: where did it all go wrong?

Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here Groundhog Season By Sammy The Snake Writing something positive about Arsenal is a real challenge these days. As some of you may have noticed, and most of you haven’t, I’ve been quiet for some time. As the saying goes, if you can’t say something nice, don’t …

El Capitan, we are behind you

Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here Victory Through Harmony By Walter Broeckx When I wrote my article Arsenal against the rest: Everton, the refs, the epl, the fa…. I didn’t realised that the …would be filled in that soon. Oh yes we have to play the rest of the teams on the …

Fifa seeks to dictate the way leagues work; the leagues fight back

By Tony Attwood It didn’t make much of an impact in the news when he said it, but S Blatter, head of the discredited Fifa, has demanded a reduction of the number of teams playing in the top leagues in some countries including England. The man who has presided over the massive growth in meaningless …

“Arsenal don’t like it up em.” But are you sure we are bottom of the fair play league?

Arsenal on Twitter @UntoldArsenal Untold Arsenal on Facebook here By Walter Broeckx and Tony Attwood Mr P Neville, a footballer, has been reported in the UK press as saying that  Everton’s game plan was to get a trifle rough with Arsenal on Sunday.   He also said the strategy had worked in the past but didn’t …

Was R Green man of the match or should he have been sent off?

By Tony Attwood There is in the football media a hierarchy.  It is not a natural hierarchy, but is one that the media itself creates and re-creates for its own benefit – with each element of the media anxious to keep its own position, endlessly looking over the corporate shoulder at who is coming up …

The media influence on supporters

by Walter Broeckx What is the impact on watching a game in front of your TV compared to watch it in the stands? Yesterday evening when I had finished my match report for the Arsenal Benelux website I went to our forum where the other fans from our supporters club give their view on the …

The most disgraceful, appalling, awful, unacceptable performance of all time

By Tony Attwood It was the most disgraceful, appalling, awful and unacceptable TV commentary I have ever heard – and there have been some dire ones in the past.   I refer, of course, to the commentary on Sky Sports 4 last night. It wasn’t just that Arsenal were set up from the start by the …

Arsène Wenger has three hands – don’t let the media fool you.

  Arsène Wenger has three Hands!!! By Paul Blythe The Phrygian sage Epictetus said: ‘Everything has two handles, one by which it can be carried and a second by which it cannot’. There may even be a third handle, often not in clear view and the major problem being you need a third hand to …

Cesc is leaving according to Vermaelen, or maybe he didn’t quite say that…

By Walter Broeckx – our man in Belgium So here we have it again with the Cesc DNA and move to Barceloanus. And this time it would have been Vermaelen who has said something. But has he really said something? I will try to find out.  I’m not going to say that I am going to …

Barcelona claim Cesc will transfer before 31 August

Barcelona: A lone crab By Ann O’Gram – our girl on the spot On this fine and sunny day Bar Bar Barcelona have announced that they intend to make one more push to sign Cesc Fábregas (with an accent) before the transfer windows pings shut at the end of the month. The local paper “Sport” …

How the press use Untold Arsenal as a source of football news

By Tony Attwood You might recall I have been a bit miffed previously about the Guardian newspaper in the UK taking the occasional story from Untold.   Now the Observer is following suit.  (You might like to know that the The Observer is the sunday version of the Guardian and is Britain’s oldest newspaper still being …

“Well we all want Cesc to come to Barcelona, but can they pay for him?”

By Walter Broeckx Today is my last complete day in Cataluña. And I must say that I feel rather glad about it. I will be returning to a colder place, with less sunshine but with a media and press that is a bit more factual than the rubbish I had to see in the last …

The five year deal is done and Cesc is ready to sign for Barca

Just what do the footballing public in southern Europe think about the issue of Cesc, his contract, and the fact that Barca are nowhere near as financially sound as the world makes out. We sent out intrepid report Walter Broeckx to Spain, to keep us up to date on how football appears in such foreign …

Sky reveal exclusively Arsenal will sign at least six more first team players

According to Sky with its story, “Wenger steps up preparations” Arsenal are going to have to sell players to make space in the squad, because of the 25 player rule. They say, Meanwhile, Wenger has hinted that he may look to move a few players on this summer, with new Premier League regulations stipulating that …

Who is lying and why? Cesc interview and translation.

By Walter Broeckx On this site and on many occasions we have showed you how careful you have to be when you read something about Arsenal. Only a few hours ago I saw this with my own eyes. On Goonernews there was a link to an article on Skysport. And it said: Cesc stands by …

Cesc: how the media created and used a non-existent transfer

By Tony Attwood On Wednesday 19 May the Guardian ran a story by Sid Lowe.  The Guardian, as you might have noted from my past comments, is my UK newspaper of choice.  Far from perfect, but in my personal view, the best there is. But it is, as I say, far from perfect. Sid Lowe’s …

Another media attack against Arsenal

by Walter Broeckx There is something strange going on in the media in the UK.  With the hype surrounding Cesc Fabregas they acted in a way that I never have seen before. From the Spanish point of view it us a bit reasonable what they are trying to do. They just want to bring their …

Forget Cesc, Messi is coming

Today’s sponsor: Arsenal Worldwide. The association for every Arsenal fan across the world ——————————– by Walter Broeckx So here we go again. Cesc has hardly put one foot on Spanish soil and the Spanish media are all over him again with all kind of stories about his move to Barcelona. Now to understand how things …

The quick restart after the foul: what does the ref’s manual say

By Walter Broeckx.  Additional material by Tony Attwood When the referee in the Porto / Arsenal game allowed a quick free kick to be taken there were two reactions. Arsenal players, management and supporters were outraged. And the media, never one to miss an opportunity to knock Arsenal, said, “How many times did we see …

Wear your shirt with pride as the EPL starts going to court

One of the best statements I have read on this site since the end of the 10 year unbeaten run was that encouraging us all to wear the shirt with pride. The 10 year run in which we were unbeaten in the league by Tottenham Sewage (a club renamed to coincide with the chants of …

Emirates stadium seriously contaminated. Profound health implications revealed

Exclusive! Alexander Litvinenko was a former officer of the FSB and KGB in Russia who was granted political asylum in the UK.  He accused the FSB of terrorist acts within Russia, in order to bring Putin to power. On 1 November 2006, Litvinenko fell ill and died three weeks later, becoming the first confirmed victim …

Arsenal sign a fish

Today’s Sponsor: ArsenalGifts.com is a one-stop shop for all things Arsenal related, from replica kits and retro shirts through to Emirates Stadium tours, memorabilia and novelty items. Visit http://www.arsenalgifts.com —————- Last week we had April Fools Day with all the usual stuff going up on the web sites.  Red Action announced that Arsenal were going …

The Glen Hoddle Clinical Finishing Index. And Arsenal.

Stat of the Week: The Glen Hoddle Clinical Finishing Index By J B Harwood A few weeks ago one of the Sky Sports favourite pundits was waxing lyrical about Arsenal. How pleasing on the eye they are, the quality of their play, everyone’s second favourite team… the usual diatribe. You could feel a “but” coming …